We take the maintenance of our beaches seriously.

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction
  2. Dimensions & Layout
  3. Service Vehicles
  4. Locations
  5. Some of Our Beach-bunnies Getting Wet/Clean

 

Introduction:

Like trendy lifeguard shacks on stilts, painted in bright happy beach colors, these studio-sized huts offer a variety of options for keeping both the beach and one’s own body perfectly clean.  (They aren’t up on stilts/posts, though; that was just a reference to help you picture their location and all.)  Since our beaches are constantly patrolled by the ever-aware Inisfreeans (ICVs) and others, there are rarely events where clean-up teams or volunteers meet at this spots, but they do still happen from time to time, if only just for the community vibe and charitable fun.  Most people on our beach use these stations every time they are about to leave the beach for a vehicle or restaurant (so you’ll almost always see people showering outside and naked here, right out in the open, day or night; we are a nudist colony, after all), and some even get their first shower of the day here before getting into this lake.

 

Dimensions & Layout:

Each of these huts measures ~20’x20′ and is 1 story tall.

They have a small garage plus 1 room; they are divided into halves this way.

Recycling bags and bins are lined up in one section (the room), with open-air shower stalls almost all the way around the outside (excepting where the door to the room is, and where the garage-door is).

 

Service Vehicles:

Sandy-pink colored 4-wheelers (needing no gas) are parked in the garage-side facing the surf.  These can be taken by anyone who wants to use one to help quickly get back to a place where there is something a bit too big to just bag or carry; these are the perfect vehicles for driving on sand/beaches, and for carrying/towing some mid-sized types of beach debris.  Just return them to their clean-up station when you are done using them.

We also have towable sifter devices for places where there was a big spill of refuse.

 

Locations:

There is one of these small buildings every quarter-mile around the main lakeThat is the only beach that has them.  The rest of our lakes’ and ponds’ beaches are kept clean by the roaming Inisfreeans.
(This is because all our other beaches are far smaller/shorter sand-belts (like a greenbelt, only without the plants) than the one that wraps all the way around this largest body of water in our realm.)

 

What We Look For:

Anytime there is a pebble, a piece of coral, a fallen palm-tree leaf, or anything else that is not perfectly-groomed beach-sand easy to walk barefoot on, that is where these little buildings come into play; we and anyone helping us maintain our main beach as the pristine and scenic place it is can meet up here to discuss how to handle grooming this beach for the next hour or so.

*Please keep in mind that littering can be grounds for deportation; we are the people who removed all pollution and all pollution-causers/culprits back in 2013, so you can expect us to be just as thorough and unforgiving to anyone who dares intentionally drop trash in our home-realm.  Treat this beach of ours like you would the rest of our sacred realm, and like you would your own body; respect it, take care of it, watch over it, and only let the best things be in/on/part of it.  The therapeutic views, the feeling of the barefoot strolls on the warm damp sand, and everything else that goes along with this will amply reward you –and so will we.

 

Some of Our Beach-bunnies Getting Wet/Clean: