This is the 2021 ‘Christmas’/Yuletide concert Auz put together, performing some of his favorite holiday classics, Inisfreean style.
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The Show:
Christmas used to be a lot of lame religious gibberish mixed in with the parts those intruders had plagiarized from the legitimate faiths and peoples. No more; now that Inisfree is here, the holiday season is the way it should and used to be. Christmas is Yuletide again and forevermore, and we can finally say the word “Christmas” with much better and finally agreeable meaning.
The stage is set to look like it is covered in snow and snow-capped gumdrop-shaped bushes full of Xmas lights (that flash/change to the beat of each song).
- “All I Want for Christmas” by Mariah Carey –sung by VRII’s Amber ICV1 dressed in her sexy Lady Santa micro-dress and matching hat with fingerless white mittens and white ‘fluffies’ (leg-warmers like shin-guards)
- “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” by Andy Williams
- “Winter Wonderland” by Bing Crosby
- “Frosty, the Snowman” by Gene Autry
- “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” by Johnny Mathis
- “Sleigh Ride” by The Ronettes
- “White Christmas” by The Drifters –with the VRII girls doing the backup vocals
- “Carol Of The Bell” by John Williams
- “Last Christmas” by Taylor Swift
- “My Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music
- “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” by Brenda Lee –sung by Kim, Nyria on saxophone, all other VRII girls on backup vocals (and knee-sway dancing in a line with white evening-gloves vogueing)
- “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” by Idina Menzel & Michael Bublé (originally by Esther Williams and Ricardo Montalbán)
- “Holly Jolly Christmas” by Burl Ives
- “Jingle Bell Rock” by Bobby Helms
- “Do You Hear What I Hear” by Bing Crosby –just to show off Auz’s voice, with his VRII girls on backup vocals (way sexier-sounding than the original)
- “Santa Baby” by Kylie Minogue
- “Silver Bells” by Dean Martin
- “Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer” by Gene Autry
- “The Christmas Song” by Nat King Cole
- “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town” by Mariah Carey
- “Up On the Rooftop” by Benjamin Hanby (cover by female vocalist)
- “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” by Mel Torme
We don’t sing “The Twelve Days of Christmas” because it is an annoying fucking song.
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“All I Want for Christmas”:
From the start of this concert, candy-cane dancing-canes are used –and, in true Inisfreean/ICV fashion, their ends are not just flat… but white dildos with red-ribbon spirals around them, and, of course, part of the ICVs’ dance-routine during this show is to provocatively lick and suck on them.
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“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”:
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“Winter Wonderland” is jazzy and zoot-like, so all the VRII girls put on white fedoras with a red ribbon/band around them, and wear only a red-ribbon-and-bow thong-like swimsuit/sash showing off almost all of their bodies as they play the instruments for this piece.
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“Frosty, the Snowman” by Gene Autry
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“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”:
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“Sleigh Ride”:
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“White Christmas”:
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“Carol Of The Bell”:
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“Last Christmas”: sung by Amber ICV1
she wears a diaphanous sundress (colored to match her platinum-blonde default hair-color) cut in a front arch to show her entire Y, and has her feet in Uggs with cowgirl-boots designs down their sides, but in red and green sparkle fabric sewn onto the Earth-tones Uggs material, her hair braided in thick blonde pigtails hung in front of her shoulders down to the sides of her tits
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“My Favorite Things”:
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“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”: …….sung by Kim, Nyria on saxophone, all other VRII girls on backup vocals (and knee-sway dancing in a line with white evening-gloves vogueing)
Nyria wears this, but cut to show her entire ‘Y’ and the bottom curves of her ass-cheeks.
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“Baby, It’s Cold Outside”:
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“Holly Jolly Christmas”:
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“Jingle Bell Rock”:
holding mittened hands of Amber ICV1 as they move their forearms back and forth, alternating, horizontally, before doing a few more simple dance moves, as if being careful on snow or ice
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“Do You Hear What I Hear”:
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“Santa Baby”:
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“Silver Bells”:
Auz sings, doing much better male notes than in the original piece
VRII girls do the backup vocals – without the ‘extra’ bs at the end of the original song
overhead shows snow falling from different downtown vantages, some snow-covered hover-shuttles, snowy penthouse patios, etc. (b/c “in the city” lyric)
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During “Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer”, all the VRII girls put on antler headbands and set their eye colors to bright red.
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“The Christmas Song”:
Auz duets this one with Nyria, holding her mittened hands on his the whole time
then they sweetly kiss as she holds his sides and he holds her cheeks at the end
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Before “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town”, a red-and-white-painted MPHA flies in over the stage/audience. It has a van-sized green wreath of white Xmas lights on its nosecone. Naked ICVs in the open back/ramp toss soft/light presents / party-favors / door-prizes down to the people in the audience, all of those gifts wrapped in shiny and sparkly Christmas-colors wrapping-paper with contrasting ribbons and bows.
This outfit is worn, but the see-through version:
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For “Up On the Rooftop”, 12 naked kajirae harnessed in 2 lines of 6, each paired up side by side, all of them with antler headbands and their nose-tips painted bright red, sexily strut on the stage, pulling Auz’s sledge (which his Huskies do at other times of the year).
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“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” by Mel Torme
overhead shows clips of our past Christmas gatherings in Inisfree, and of Auz at his cabin asking Ambi if he may kiss her… while their four little ones are fallen asleep around them, one under the tree with her face colored by the lights down/around her
people in their holiday colors/outfits start joining VRII on stage in friends circles/clusters, all passing out/around caroler music sheets/pamphlets, holding them in their white mittens, etc.
they bring their kajirae who are all dressed in a single red or green diaphanous ribbon not covering their tits or pussies, and hand off their kajirae to their friends, lovers, etc., as the first gifts, all the kajirae blushing and happy, excited and ready, having waited for this (during) much of the year
end scene on the overhead screen shows the holiday greetings card Auz once made for email/FB
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