All clothing other than that of the king’s “Kno” brand gets 3D-printed here.
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Table of Contents:
- Introduction
- Dimensions and Layout
- Product Categories
- Sizes
- Special Features
- Special Materials
- Legal Considerations
- Relevant Holidays
- Concepts (Images Begin)
- Examples
- 2023 Update: 2022 Scale-model in Minecraft
- 2023 Update 2: Merchandise
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Introduction:
This Inisfreean factory mass-produces all articles of clothing not part of the Kno brand. Everything in our shopping mall which can be worn? It wasn’t shipped to us from factories in other countries; representatives of those companies came here to Inisfree, worked with our 3D-printing teams, and helped us ensure that our versions, all printed on-site here in our city, met their specifications. Tops, bottoms, underwear, shoes, and ‘lids’ (hats); all of them get made here in our Inisfreean factory.
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Dimensions and Layout:
This facility’s foundation measures 990’x990′; floor-space of just over 980,000 square feet per story. Like the Distribution Port on the opposite side of the city, this facility is 90% underground, its roof being half covered in landscaping. Its top story is 10′ tall and has the vehicle ports and other access points (such as the Inisfreean-style pull-down L-hallway doors) which allow its products to be transported out by automated vehicles or picked up in person. Nine stories are below ground level, starting with the factory floor where raw materials are subatomically sung into existence from slush matter vats. As these creations are moved to higher and higher successive floors in this facility, they become more and more recognizable as the finished product; couture fashions which any kajirae would adore and drool over.
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Product Categories:
Basically, if High King Auz liked wearing it, and/or if he liked seeing his visitors and citizens wearing it, it became a mass-producible article/item here.
- accessories (no ear-rings or other jewelry; only things like soft cuff-like bracelets/armbands, etc.)
- anti-paparazzi (flash-glare)
- aprons
- banners for the ICGM‘s halls
- bathrobes
- beanies
- belts
- blazers (fancy jackets)
- boots (including Uggs)
- camisoles (“strappy tops”)
- capes
- cheerleader outfits (and pompoms)
- “chokers”
- coats (including lab-coats, and parkas such as the famous red Antarctic field-work one)
- corsets
- costumes (superhero outfits, etc., but masks are banned in our realm)
- curtains for the ICGM’s archways
- dresses (including backless, ballroom, micro/mini, prom, sundress, wedding, etc.)
- ear-muffs (including the “smart” (electronic-filter) ones)
- fatigues (camouflage uniforms)
- gloves (including evening, mittens, polar-wear, etc.)
- hats (including baseball caps, berets, cowboy/cowgirl hats, top-hats, etc.)
- halter-tops
- Hawaiian shirts
- hosiery
- ice-skating outfits (tight long-sleeve top with matching attached pleated skirt, etc.)
- jerseys
- kamisks
- kasayas (Tibetan monk robes)
- kilts
- kimonos
- lederhosen
- letter-jackets
- lingerie
- motorcycle protective attire (including helmets)
- muscle-shirts / tank-tops (some sized/cut for males, others for females)
- nightgowns
- nipple covers (including pasties and tassels)
- “office bunny” attire (sexy business clothes for females)
- overalls (a.k.a. coveralls)
- pads/protective (elbow-pads, knee-pads, shin-guards, skid-gloves for skaters, etc.)
- pajamas
- pants (bellbottoms, black-jeans, blue-jeans, cargo, khakis, red-jeans, shooting-range, etc.)
e.g. Hikelax flexible cut-resistant tactical trousers – Lightweight Waterproof Pants-For Male - ponchos (and liners)
- quicky-attire (easy-access pants, shorts, etc.)
- rugby shirts
- sandals
- sarees (India traditional fashions, including caftans and shalwar kameez)
- sarongs
- scarfs
- schoolgirl outfits
- shawls
- shirts (button-down, t-shirts, etc.)
- shoes (for hiking, rock-climbing, running, sports, weightlifting/power-lifting, etc., and including Vibram “foot gloves”)
- shorts (including “boyshorts”, “cheekies”, and cargo)
- ski clothes
- slave silks; diaphanous fabric made for sexy kajirae
- sleeves
- socks
- sports-bras
- sunglasses
- sweaters (including hoodies, midriff-exposing, thumb-hole sleeves, etc.)
- swimsuits (swim-trunks for males, bikinis and onesies for females)
- suits (including tuxedos)
- “thermals” (long-johns, neck-gators, etc.)
- thobe (Arabian “man-dress”)
- togas
- track-suits
- trench-coats
- tube-tops
- turtlenecks
- underwear (boxer-briefs and stretchable ones for males, and panties for females)
- vests
- waterproof (hoodies, jackets, jogging pants, etc.)
- wet-suits
- XXX-attire (straps-and-clips harness, etc.)
- yoga pants and onesies
- zoot suits –2024 August update: diaphanous zoot –incl. diaphanous feminine fedoras
As we speak, more examples from these and other categories are being considered for test-printing/producing in this facility.
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Sizes:
Only the healthy, fit, and attractive are allowed to enter Inisfree, and even then… only when their personalities and sexualities are fully compatible with High King Auz’s. That means you won’t find any “plus sizes” produced (or allowed) in our city. This factory only makes petite and normal-sized clothing for females, and normal-sized clothing for males. (It is not possible to order “plus sizes” as customizations online, either.)
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Special Features:
Clothing products from this facility can be custom worn by animatronics (machine-infused manikins) to create the exact type of tears, holes, faded marks, and other features some fashion lovers and kajirae prefer and swear by. Completed products can also be teleported directly from their places in the staging areas of this facility’s top floor to the closets of the Inisfreeans ordering them online from their homes or offices.
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Special Materials:
Since High King Auz decided his realm/civilization would always be entirely vegan (not just its food), there is no leather here. Instead of animal-skin leather, we make ‘vegan leather’ out of the following alternatives:
- apple-skin powder
- cactus powder
- Piñatex; from pineapple leaves
(all of which are vastly more-sustainable than animal-skin leather)
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Legal Considerations:
As this is Inisfree; the private property/residence of High King Auz, it is only legal for females to wear the clothing of either sex. Even in satire/pranks, it is not permissible for males to wear any clothing designed for females, or any clothing High King Auz prefers to see only females wearing. Dress accordingly while you are here; show respect to our culture.
Also, as mentioned above, masks are illegal. We don’t have/offer face/head-coverings, even as part of a Halloween costume. Even veils and religious-wear are not allowed within our city’s perimeter/territory/wall.
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Relevant Holidays:
- 13 January (13 Janus on our calendar): Hats (or sexy masks that only cover the upper face around the eyes)
- 19 February (22 Februus on our calendar): Hoodies
- 17 March (20 Mars on our calendar): Ear-muffs
- 19 June (2 Auzdein on our calendar): American Eagle Day
- 28 June (11 Auzdein on our calendar): Sun-glasses
- 6 August (22 Shakira on our calendar): Underwear
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Concepts:
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Examples:
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2023 Update: 2022 Scale-model in Minecraft
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2023 Update 2: Merchandise
The wearables and printed keepsakes we made available for use outside our realm are made here.
- accessories; bracelets, etc.
- apparel
- flags –including non-merchandise; flags for the flagpoles around the base of WGI HQ Tower, as well as Inisfree-flag banners (such as those hanging on the inside of the perimeter-wall of downtown-Inisfree; Sotu), and Inisfree-flag streamers (such as those for the flagpoles atop The Governor’s Mansion‘s corner-turrets’ cone-roofs)
- maps (downgraded; not as detailed as IRL, as per OPSEC, but still visually appealing)
- pseudo-identification
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Also see:
- The Surprising Genius of Sewing Machines –minus how some of them wave their hands around retardedly while talking
- Polo shirts don’t stain –Shark Tank episode clip
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