Bathrooms

There are no toilets or urinals in a bathroom in Inisfree. The term ‘bathroom’ in this city means only those rooms specifically used for bathing in tubs or jacuzzis. A toilet-room has the toilets, and is usually attached to a bathroom. Likewise, a shower-room is where one showers, and a rest-room is where one goes to rest, as in napping, typically upon a bed of some sort, so ‘rest-room’ in Inisfree is used interchangeably with ‘bedroom’. *You also won’t ever hear any Inisfreean use the term ‘living-room’, as one is alive in any room, thus the term makes no sense.

Dimensions & Layout:

Bathrooms in Inisfree range in size from a single-person stall outdoors, as in the case of the Hawaiian Ti houses, to ten-stories-tall mini-palaces with waterfall-walls, chandeliers, and balconies supporting additional jacuzzis. Most bathrooms in Inisfree large enough for a tub have a jacuzzi built for at least several fit people, and that jacuzzi is often the centerpiece of the room. Some jacuzzis have shower-heads about them which can be set to simulate warm rain showers. Most of these are also tastefully partially shrouded by overlapping diaphanous waterproof curtains and draperies suspended from the ceiling; canopy-jacuzzis to go along with the many canopy-beds of this city. Marble pillars fashioned in the likenesses of nude girls serve as the supports in these rooms, and nearly all lighting is indirect in order to be more soothing and womb-like. The floors are all smart-surfaces in order to maintain the best traction and most pleasing temperatures, and nearly-imperceptible spillways prevent any slippery puddles or spills from being a concern or reaching any carpeted areas.

Special Features:

Nearly all bathrooms across Inisfree come built for the pleasure of girls; their standard furnishings and appliances include waterproof love-seats and sex wedges, dildo-headed shower hoses, and artificial-ivory and gold handlebars for the best grips and leverage during rigorous fucking. Guests will also find heated shelves for keeping towels warm as if fresh out of the drier, along with cupboards full of every type of bath oil and scented candle. Each shower and bathtub automatically start and set themselves to their current user’s favorite water pressure and temperature, as well as the angles of each faucet, shower-head, or water jet, just like luxury automobiles use quick-buttons to return seat and steering wheel angles and elevations to previous settings. Inisfreean girls and kajirae are always available to draw a bath the old fashioned way, as well as, of course, joining in to help with the bathing or just participate in some relaxing full-body massages (which includes fucking, as all Inisfreean girls are engineered, born, and raised for that heavenly purpose). Most of the times those girls are selected to prepare a bath, or decorate an entire bathroom, they also sprinkle the favorite fragrant flower petals all across the hot water’s surface, sometimes even playing lullaby-like music off to the side of the bathing area while their sisters hand-feed the bather(s) the finest sweets and hors-d’oeuvre; Inisfreeans go all out to please and thrill all the senses every time.

Our bathrooms and similar facilities always heat your towels and more.  A heater is the inside every towel-rack bar, as well as the inside curve of every toilet-paper wall-fixture, keeping the ply warm.  You’ll feel and appreciate the difference very time you reach for it, tear some off, blow your nose, or clean up beyond.

All of our city’s bathrooms have drains in the center of their floor sections, preventing any spills from flooding.

* Since BTBs are technically surrounded by a bathtub-like partition, they are included in all of Inisfree’s bathrooms.

Also, toilets in our city analyze the waste you put in them; fecal matter is checked for a wide variety of microbes, then the results of these tests are sent to the user’s iScroll, complete with diet recommendations for how to fine-tune their intake to result in the best mixture of microorganisms in their gut, meal by meal.