This is the most luxurious night-club in Inisfree.
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Table of Contents:
- Theme
- Music Genre
- Dance Genre
- Dimensions
- Layout
- Gogos
- Special Features
- Menu
- Design (Images Begin)
- Layout & Furniture
- Girls
- Bunnies
- Uniform Concepts
- 2021/+ Updates (Images)
- 2022 Update: Minecraft 1:1 Build in Progress
- 2022 Update: Capacity
- Staff
- Pseudo-kitchens with Mini-bars
- 2023 Update: History
- 2024 October/+
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Theme: Playboy Mansion
Music Genre: Jazz & Chill Lounge
Dance Genre: Mambo, Tango, etc.
Dimensions: as wide as the foundation borders of the mansion above on the surface is (300’ x 450’), and as deep as its standard rooms; 10 stories (100’), all open as one, with each successive balcony from the top down several feet wider out from the outer wall than the one above
Layout: This club is designed to look like Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion, only much, much more upscale; lavish decorations of the most expensive and refined caliber adorn every room, with gold-framed print-outs (instead of just paintings) of all of the club owner’s favorite girls. Every seat is a royal throne, and every love-seat looks like one. Gold tassels and fringe hang from the bottom edges of most furniture. Lamps and light-bulbs are made from giant gemstones. All counter-tops are polished marble. Red carpets are part of every walkway, from the halls to the staircase steps. Candles are as girthy as telephone poles, and are encircled with studded iron collars resting atop fluted Corinthian pedestals. Glass tables are made from single sheets of giant diamonds. Chandeliers are made from diamonds and other gemstones ranging in size from golf balls to grapefruits. Nude girls (kajirae) sit with perfect posture upon studded ottomans. Glory-holes are all through gold painting frames. And the overall color scheme is blood-red, cream, dark-chocolate brown, and mocha gold.
Gogos: Playboy Bunnies. The professional dancers in this club wear costumes which make them resemble the classic Playboy Bunnies (whose costumes are for the obvious and constant subliminal message that they have the energy, bounce, and libido of rabbits), except with Uggs instead of high-heeled shoes. The difference here is that all these Playboy Bunnies spent years, if not decades, training to be certified as the absolute best at all types of sex in the Universe, and, as throughout the rest of the Inisfreean realm, you will find they are all teenagers or preteens; not one a day older than 19. There are also a few steampunk events hosted here; the girls’ outfits are modified accordingly. And when each girl finishes her set of sexy dances, she returns to serving the female guests wine and champagne bottles full to the brim with cum (including bottles of nothing but cum felched from these girls during their biggest parties here; every bottle is labeled in great detail).
Special Features: Booths, Jacuzzi-swimming pools in booths, and large rooms for private orgies; all of these, you will find on the various balcony levels surrounding the central dance area (with the rooms and jacuzzis being on the first level). There are also mirror-walls and mirror-ceilings around every bed in the sound-muffled rooms, mirrors on the floor beneath every barstool, and mirrors in many places on the dance floor; endless up-skirt viewing opportunities (not to mention those through the see-through balcony-walkway floors).
Menu: The most expensive foods there are; the vegan equivalents of glazed ducks, lobster, steaks, you name it, all prepared by the club’s own kitchen (no strain on the mansion’s kitchens above). *All 51 clubs in Inisfree serve the same drinks; water, smart-water, flavored water, fruit juices, and teas.
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Design – and Minecraft 1:1 Build
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Layout & Furniture:
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Girls:
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Bunnies:
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Uniform Concepts:
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2021/+ Updates:
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2022 Update: Minecraft 1:1 Build in Progress
In this MC model, there are only 7 balconies because their floors had to be 3′ thick (no transparent slabs (1.5′ thick) or slices (a CV-only block-type) in that game); there can still be 9 balconies IRL, thus more than 100 more dining tables (than are shown in these ss) IRL.
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2022 Update: Capacity
All chairs are chairs-and-a-half; they seat 2.
Two-wide beds seat 3.
Three-wide beds seat 5.
All jacuzzi-booths seat 16.
Floor, Wraparound Booths-viewing
- tables: 66
- red wall-couches: 34
- viewing couches: 66
- guests: 282
Floor, Wraparound Bed/Jacuzzi-booths
- bed-booths: 44
- jacuzzi-booths: 22
- guests: 508 141 254
Floor, Main
- tables: 64
- chairs: 512
- guests: 1,024
Balcony 1
- tables: 54
- chairs: 216
- guests: 432
Balcony 2
- tables: 54
- chairs: 216
- guests: 432
Balcony 3
- tables: 54
- chairs: 216
- guests: 432
Balcony 4
- tables: 54
- chairs: 216
- guests: 432
Balcony 5
- tables: 54
- chairs: 162
- guests: 324
Balcony 6
- tables: 54
- chairs: 162
- guests: 324
Balcony 7
- tables: 54
- chairs: 108
- guests: 216
(9 balconies in the design/sketch, but only 7 in the MC model; due to the 3′-thick floors issue)
Tables: 508
Chairs-and-a-half: 1,933
Single-beds: 96 (bed sections)
Seating Capacity: 4,406 (and ~double that if including standing-room)
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Staff:
ICVs working here:
- 3 per corner-turret at floor-level; 12
- 1 per wraparound hall-corner; 4
- 1 per glory-hole; 72 –*1,000 form-sakes, so the framed life-size posing-GIF images can change to be whichever of the 1,000 is staffing
- 2 per floor tunnel; 16
- 13 per stage/performance; 91
- 8 per balcony; 56
- Total ICVs: 251
Kajirae working here:
- 1 waitress per table; 508 (instead of 1/section; b/c some tables seat 16)
- 1 kajira per chair-and-a-half; 1,933
- 1 kajira per single-bed; 96
- 2 kajirae per jacuzzi; 44
- Total Kajirae: 2,581
When ICVs notice you looking up at their pussies from lower levels, they grin, wave, blow a kiss, and hold open their pussies for you to see better, then resume their work. Kajirae do this, as well. They’ll also wave you over to join them, or ask if you want them to come over/up/down to join you. This is Inisfree.
(again, more in IRL/total; b/c of 2 of the 9 balconies not in the MC model)
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Pseudo-kitchens with Mini-bars:
Meals are prepared at the oven/stove of the wall-less kitchen closest to the the ordering table.
- Every balcony has 6 of these stations.
- Long-side kitchens have 3 ovens a piece, 2 stations per side; 12 ovens per balcony.
- Short-side kitchens have 2 ovens a piece, 2 stations per side; 8 ovens per balcony.
- Every oven has 2 slots/chambers to cook separately in.
- Total Stations: 56
- Total Ovens: 140
- Total Slots: 280
We’ll prepare anything you want; this is the Governor’s Mansion, where everything is 7-star (beyond 5-star perfect, adding full-customization/request options).
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2023 Update: History
All my (Auz’s) daughters now come here as Playboy Bunny escorts (sex workers) until they are satisfied; they have my deities-level sex-drive/appetite.
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2024 October/+:
- To prevent thousands of guests from congesting the library AIOW, all 4 AIOWs of ICGM now connect to this basement.
- No tablecloths are used here, as there are no laundry machines on this level.
- All kitchenettes are now enclosed, thus keeping their fridges/freezers out of sight, and their dishwashers unheard, by the guests.
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TBA: Norah Jones, Richard Cheese (sung by ICVs instead), etc.