Trail of Tits

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Theme:  Giant Tipi like in WoW’s Mulgore area

Music Genre:  Native American / Pow-wow

Dance Genre:  Fancy Dance

Dimensions:  the size of a stadium

Layout & Concept:  This club is built inside one of the largest tipis in this neighborhood, and it is important to understand that its name is not to mock the Trail of Tears which endangered all Native American tribes in the Outlands centuries ago, but to draw attention to the fact that in the Inisfreean realm, such things can never occur; the worthy people are not wronged here, and instead of tears of sadness at being harassed, demonized, and shamed by hordes of scum insanely warring against peaceful nudists protecting the environment, there are only tears of joy and relief at the protected Inisfreean status quo; tits out, free to be natural, no more worries about the once ever-present monsters that swept across the timeless tribal lands.  Beauty is uplifted here, as is fitness and care for nature and the Great Outdoors.  Herbalists are respected healers here who do not deal in poisons full of lethal side effects.  Whites and Reds are not at war here, but living and dancing together in total understanding, love, and harmony.

• stadium-sized tipi
• diaphanous tipis instead of fold-down chairs on every spectator terrace (with plenty of space between them)
• fancy-dance platforms centered on drum-circles (and every drum played by a nude girl, such as the ICVs)

Gogos:  The professional dancers in this club wear costumes which make them resemble Native American ‘fancy dancers’; moccasins and streamers, braided pigtails and a single feather in their hair.  Some of them wear nothing but uggs and a head-dress of many dozens of feathers.  Their dances are around bonfires, their chins held high, their rain- and Sun-dances always sexy.  *Often, their fancy-dance costumes here will be diaphanous/translucent/see-through, and paired with fishnet leggings and fingerless fishnet evening-gloves.

Special Features:  nude fancy-dances after the regular ones

Menu:  Native American  *All 51 clubs in Inisfree serve the same drinks; water, smart-water, flavored water, fruit juices, and teas.