Humans lost their way, evident in how nearly 100% of them had destroyed/degenerated their bodies, including their minds, the last handful of them who were still somehow physically “hot”… having no inner “hotness” at all. So it is that we wrote these spells/laws to restore order to bodies across the Megaverse. Only certain body-types are allowed/legal now. All else is an immoral abomination scheduled for removal as soon as possible.
–
Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
–
Laws:
- It is illegal to be what King Auz deems ugly, especially when in visual range of him, and it is illegal to post pictures or videos of ugly people on social media. It is also illegal to post recordings of unattractive voices, or anyone saying something King Auz deems gross. In short, do not be ugly anywhere, whether in person or online.
- No illusions/holograms allowed as a bypass / workaround; the body one presents/has must be actual/real.
- The “form-sakes” (as opposed to namesakes) are the only female bodies confirmed to be appropriate/holy/divine, and only the Grid Mind knows all acceptable variations/permutations of the aspects/features of those approved body-types (which include their facial structures). In short, females must be shorter than King Auz, and always of an elven (slender, fit, feminine, graceful) figure/physique, with long kajira-style hair, and nothing covering/piercing their natural beauty, and males must be of a normal height and build, always masculine and heterosexual in every way, including in what they choose to wear.
- Any/all worlds found to be harboring/allowing people with bodies not approved by King Auz are guilty of high treason and crimes against humanity, including unauthorized genetic and social experimentation, thus those worlds are slated for “glassing”/cleansing/corrections; whatever it takes to permanently remove those unauthorized bodies/forms.
- It is illegal (and a felony and capital offense) to have an imperfect/undesirable body when in visual range of King Auz.
- Anyone who is not yet physically perfect is now required by holy law to get in perfect shape, starting now, and only via the healthy process; exercise, vegan diet, no cosmetic surgery (with a few rare exceptions), etc.
- The only three recognized body-types from this point on into eternity are: 1) “hottie shorty”; fit feminine (whatever female face and body King Auz is attracted to, provided it is shorter than his), 2) “normal male”; fit masculine, and 3) deformed/degenerate/demon; anything/anyone out of shape, or otherwise unattractive to King Auz.
- Having a body King Auz sees as ugly is not necessarily illegal or grounds for termination, though, at least when that ugly body/creature is far beyond the Inisfreean territory, and nowhere King Auz might ever have to endure seeing/hearing it. For example, there are some instances where it is his will to witness an attractive girl having sex with a monster or ugly man. That is why Inisfreeans do not much concern themselves with the places where attractive females go… which have unattractive people, provided those unattractive people/things/practices are never forced upon the Inisfreeans or any allies of Inisfree who do not wish to see/experience/know of them.
- Only people who are attractive to King Auz will ever be able to enter Inisfree, or even get close to the outer border/s of the Inisfreean territory.
- Anyone who is ugly to King Auz, or would be regarded as ugly if he encountered them, must depart any place he is about to arrive at, and stay out of his visual and hearing range for as long as he chooses to be in that location/resort. Individuals and even entire countries in violation of this can be shutdown/destroyed by the might of the Inisfreean military; our Star Fleet.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
–
video