Also known as “Corporate Law”, this involves the formation, dissolution, and all other legal aspects of the administration of corporations and other/smaller businesses. Typical duties of corporate lawyers include mergers, acquisitions, internal reorganization, or disputes between corporations and individuals concerning liability, patents, and compliance with state and federal law, as well as international accords. A legal professional whose sole client is a corporation is generally known as in-house counsel.

* Humans are no longer permitted to be lawyers, draft bills, pass bills into law, enforce laws, own businesses, file as corporations, or have any legal protection or immunity; all human businesses must be managed, supervised, regulated, and directed by beyond-human people who are personally screened and approved by King Auz.

 

Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:

*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.

  • Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
  • while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered).  Again, the logic and focus is:  more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior.  When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
  • The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products).  Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs.  They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all.  In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.

 

Laws:

  1. Acquisitions:  A business/corporation may acquire more assets, including other businesses/corporations, provided each proposed/desired acquisition is approved by an ICV, if not directly by King Auz.
  2. Disputes:  Disputes between businesses, and/or between any business and individual/s, may only be settled when an ICV is present to mediate/supervise (and that ICV will have the final say in how the matter/dispute is settled).
  3. Dissolution:  Businesses may not be shut down or otherwise paused/changed unless it is the will of King Auz; no human government has the authority to seize any business’s assets, stop a business’s employees from doing their jobs/tasks, or in any way impede the work/operations of a/any business approved/desired by King Auz.
  4. Formation:  Only when a business idea/proposal has been approved by King Auz (or via any of his ICVs) can it be formed/officiated into/as a business/corporation.
  5. Internal Reorganization:  For any business/corporation to be changed, it must be approved directly by an ICV, if not King Auz himself.  This is to discourage chaos-incarnate; unnecessary/political/excessive/frequent major changes, and to encourage proper/complete/thorough planning and prototyping prior to any startups/debuts/changes.  This is also part of the Age of Reunions; re/forming things in the most stable way there is.
  6. Mergers:  Businesses/corporations can merge into larger ones whenever King Auz senses it is time.  Mergers can never be based on politics, popular opinion, or greed/income.  They must be based on the Age of Reunions; mergers now must only be conducted when it is the appropriate time to merge/reunify peoples/realms/processes.  Example:  Google cannot buy or merge with smaller tech’ companies to remove competition, but any Google department/operation overseen by an ICV can merge with other parts of Google or other businesses that the ICV (A.I.) determines is logical and appropriate for the current time in the Age of Reunions.
  7. Again, only businesses approved by the Inisfreeans may exist, and only processes the Inisfreeans approve of may be part of those businesses.  Example:  Any businesses with non-vegan employees are breaking the law and will be shut down, not merely cited or fined, as the incarceration and rape of sentient/sapient lifeforms is unethical and illegal now and forever, and any businesses hiring/paying people who engage in or condone/justify such extreme violence/harm is, by definition, a criminal and psychopathic organization.
  8. All businesses King Auz drafted business plans/proposals for, and all their projects (such as the game-development projects of WMKM Studios), must be protected by all lands/nations/realms, and anyone (including any government) attempting to discourage or criminalize those businesses, or their business operations, is in violation of the new Megaverse-wide holy law.
  9. Any country/planet that drafts/passes/enforces laws regarding businesses, if they are in conflict with any of the business laws posted here, is also in violation of the new and permanent holy law, thus that nation/world / those nations/worlds are subject to having all of their businesses shut down until they re-educate their leaders/politicians/employees and become in compliance with these Inisfreean/Megaversal laws.
  10. King Auz’s businesses shall remain based out of Inisfree, and their regional offices (such as those on other continents and worlds) must be protected by the local law enforcement and militaries of those regions/worlds, as his businesses are not just entrepreneurial, but holy/destined/required for the healing and perfection of all.
  11. Only the sexiest female employees of any Outlands business may come to Inisfree to represent her company there.  This is further elaborated upon in the Body Types Law page/section.
  12. King Auz’s companies shall have one regional office in every allied world/nation, and their employees shall be only the sexiest females, all managed by ICVs stationed there.
  13. King Auz can/may start new/more businesses at any time, and adjust these Business Law items/points at any time for any reason he deems fit.

As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.

 

video