Since 100% of entertainment made by humans was grossly inappropriate, even to the point of being shockingly insane, not just unexpected or accidentally substandard, we now have these laws governing all forms of entertainment.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- The only shows/programs (and movies, games, etc.) allowed to be shown/viewed in Inisfree are those produced and distributed by WMKM Studios.
- If kajirae aren’t part of the experience, it can’t honestly/accurately be called “entertainment” –and the only real/proper kajirae are those Auz considers extremely, if not flawlessly, feminine/sexy.
- Songs cannot include any lyrics talking about gross/inappropriate things, such as drug use (including smoking and/or drinking), homosexuality, monogamy, gestation, etc., or sounds of humans not yet at/into sexual maturity.
- Only vegans found compatible with the Inisfreean Way are permitted to be entertained. Everyone else is kept as a labor force of petty criminal NPCs.
- Entertainment must be voluntary, never forced; all patrons/audiences must be allowed to decide if they show up, and when they leave (provided they leave within moments of any show/event ending).
- There are 51 night-clubs in Inisfree, each intended to provide a specific genre/combination of entertainment, and anyone attending events at those clubs must dress in compliance the their respective dress codes, thereby maintaining/contributing to that form/event of entertainment.
- Any entertainment event is not allowed to produce even a whisper of noise pollution; no entertainment events in Inisfree will ever result in disturbance of the peace / “noise violations”.
- Inisfree hosts the following categories of entertainment: airshows, “city dances” / “flash mobs” (that do not interfere with traffic), dance performances, dances at its night-clubs, galas, holiday festivals including fireworks displays, homecoming celebrations, laser-tag tournaments, outdoor raves, paintball-parkour tournaments, sex/swingers parties, sexual/tantric yoga, sports, theater movies, theater performances, welcoming parties, and others.
- Obviously/naturally, only sexy females are allowed to belly-dance. Only sexy females are allowed to learn/do feminine dances. Only fit males are allowed to learn/do masculine dances. Males are never allowed to do female dances / dance moves. Females are never allowed to do male dances / dance moves. Even in styles such as ballet or figure skating, the moves the males do must look masculine to Auz, and the moves the females do must look feminine to Auz –on their own; without deception/illusion/magic.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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