Farming done by humans resulted in continent-wide disasters such as The Dust Bowl –and intervals of years of droughts and other severe problems that followed.  Humans obviously had no idea how to draft or enforce laws in/for this industry.  That is why we drafted our own right here.

 

Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:

*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.

  • Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
  • while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered).  Again, the logic and focus is:  more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior.  When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
  • The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products).  Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs.  They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all.  In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.

 

Definitions:

  • farming:  the activity or business of growing crops and raising livestock
  • agriculture:  the science or practice of farming, including cultivation of the soil for the growing of crops and the rearing of animals to provide food, wool, and other products
  • monoculture:  the cultivation of a single crop in a given area
  • overgrazing:  excessive grazing which causes damage to grassland

 

Laws:

  1. Farming/agriculture must be done based on veganism and the “edible garden” / “food forest” concepts.
  2. No more monoculture, fertilizer, pesticides, slash-and-burn, etc.
  3. Farm/ranch animals must never be kept in such a way that results in overgrazing.  (Example:  if pigs eat all the grass in an enclosure, leaving only mud and fecal matter)
  4. All farms which allow animals to be killed for meat, or eggs to be taken for consumption, are now guilty of premeditated murder, and shall be shut down by any means necessary, including by airstrike.  This includes all fish farms, whether in rivers, on land, or out off the coasts; in the seas and/or oceans.
  5. We are organic and biodynamic, meaning we do not import anything, and have a self-sustaining mostly closed-circuit system, ensuring we can survive being cut off from all other civilizations.
  6. The point of every farm should be not to make a profit in a human economy (scam), but to restore the biodiversity/healthiness of the land the farm is on; farms should/must not be made by clearing land, then forcing that cleared land to produce different/certain things against the flow of nature, but should/must be woven into existing lands/environments/terrain, coexisting with their preexisting ecosystem/s.
  7. Technology can be used in farming, provided it does not over-aerate or compact (or otherwise harm) the soil.  FarmBot Genesis is one example of a logical/ethical technology/approach to use.
  8. Monsanto and any similar/connected companies are banned; 100% of their employees and practices are now prevented by Inisfreeans and local (often elven) authorities.  Any Monsanto employee/product/device/vehicle/facility can be deleted on-sight.
  9. Farms which grow inappropriate crops, such as heavily-modified ones, or ones which risk altering adjacent crops/lands, will be shut down by any means necessary.
  10. If a farm harms the land in any way (even from just over-aeration or soil-compaction), it can be shut down or taken over.
  11. It does not matter if a human family depends on a farm to survive, or how many generations have worked that piece of land; the only thing that matters now is whether the people there are caring for / improving the land, not just coaxing it to grow unnatural things for later use as food or sellable items.
  12. Ultimately, only King Auz and the Inisfreeans decide what is acceptable farming, and which farms are allowed to exist.
  13. Interfering with any of the farming going on in Inisfree is a capital offense, and both the local police and military there can take any actions necessary to immediately stop such interference.
  14. Farming on other worlds, even if part of a terraforming operation/campaign, must always be approved by Inisfreeans before they can begin, and are always subject to inspection/review (by the Inisfreeans) without notice.

As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.

 

2022 Update:  The Karmic Reversal and Rebalancing

Just as humans treated other animals, so shall humans now be treated forevermore;

  • all humans shall be bred in captivity (on the outer surfaces of other worlds, all of which are now legal human farming operations; for the farming of humans as livestock) and kept weak,
  • most shall be raised in captivity,
  • those left in the wild shall be free for all to hunt for sport or food,
  • their remains may be used for trophies, rugs, leather, and museum displays,
  • male humans shall be sent to slaughter,
  • female humans shall either be used to breed more in captivity, or become domesticated, like lap dogs,
  • humans shall only reproduce when artificially inseminated the way humans used to inseminate their own farm animals,
  • newborn humans shall be taken from their mothers at birth,
  • unwanted newborns may be sent en masse by conveyor belt to grinders just as humans used to send newborn male chicks to grinders,
  • humans kept as pets must be spayed or neutered, and collared at all times, preferrably also microchipped, and on a leash whenever outside,
  • and any human who shows the slightest aggression, rudeness, or resistance to Auz or anyone Auz cares about… shall be considered rabid and put down.
  • Humans used herd-animals such as sheep-dogs to keep their enslaved animals in line; we now employ dragons to keep the enslaved humans in line.
  • Humans sold all other animals in stores and at auctions; we now sell and auction off our humans the same way.
  • Humans cattle-prodded, kicked, tossed, and shot their animals; all humans are now subject to this treatment from us.
  • Humans gave the animals they stole from mothers new names; we now assign all names to humans.
  • Humans legalized torture and murder for all animals but the runts they kept as pets; we have now legalized the torture and murder of any human, while banning the mistreatment of the cuter, more intelligent, useful animals such as nymphs.
  • Humans left their animals to wither and fall ill in disgusting conditions; we now leave humans to endure and die from the same.
  • Humans tossed damaged/unsellable baby animals in dumpsters; we do the same after inspecting all the newborns and toddlers who survived.
  • Humans used machines to suffocate, slit the throats of, boil alive while hanging upside down, or yank the feathers out of countless animals; we now process humans scheduled for slaughter the same way.
  • Humans displayed in their grocery stores the mutilated body parts of all the animals they murdered; any Reptilian humanoid is welcome to display in its grocery stores all the human body parts the same way.
  • Humans said their torture and murder was humane; we now say the torture and murder of humans is humane.
  • Humans experimented on countless animals, breeding many for that experimentation; from now on, any number of humans can be bred for the same, and have any experiments done to them.
  • Humans dumped trash into all other animals’ homelands and homes for generations; now all our trash shall be dumped where the remaining humans are forced to live.
  • Any human who escapes this captivity shall be hunted by our animal (human) control officers, neck-loop-pole-ed, tranq’ed, and transported to the nearest animal (human) shelter to be resold or euthanized.
  • Humans sprayed lethal chemicals to kill countless others they considered pests; now any nonhumans are free to use pesticides or anything else that works in order to eradicate unwanted humans from any area outside our realm.
  • Humans used some animals for death matches; beta fish, bulls, dogs, roosters, etc., so now any humans may be forced to train and fight that very same way.
  • Any human considered unattractive can be destroyed in order to prevent bad genes or disease (such as religion or capitalism) from spreading.
  • All humans who should be in captivity but aren’t yet… are classified as traitors, fugitives, invasive species, terrorists, and harmful biological agents.
  • Those who chose to ignore all the screaming (of the animals being murdered) and the evidence supporting veganism, especially those who voluntarily hunted and killed animals, double-especially those who harassed and spammed innocent vegans with pictures of fresh murders (dead animals after hunts), and those who worked in the slaughterhouses and similar facilities, shall be eternally reincarnated into the bodies of humans bred from their line in captivity in nearly-identical facilities which were designed with only the modification of cage-sizes to fit their species rather than the animals they had once kept enslaved in such.  (Yes, this means we are in charge of souls and the afterlife now, and have the abilities and technology to enforce this policy/sentence.  We also have the full backing/support of the race humans call Angels; those who can see souls, outrun them, and intercept and apprehend them (thus their role as wardens in dimensions such as Hel/Hell).)

The only way out of this eternal damnation/prison/payback is once each individual human “does his/her time”; however many animals he/she either killed, or funded the killing of (by paying for products in grocery stores which had dairy or meat in them), that is how many times that human shall be put through this reincarnation-into-slaughterhouses-of-humans.  Even humans who have “a change of heart”, and weep and repent and beg forgiveness, are hereby sentenced to this purification/corrections/payback process/system, without the possibility of appeal or parole.  Amnesty ended long ago (in ~2012).  Amen; so be it.

Humans who were vegan shall be spared this loop/sentencing, though all their kind/species (with very few exceptions) are still condemned to The Abyss; humans shall remain on other worlds across Space, never to return to Earth or any planetary core, without constant monitoring and supervision from civilized beings (more specifically, the beyond-human authorities who are allied with Auz/Inisfree).  Even the humans of Star Trek and the SSPs, who used Replicators/Materializers to make their food completely peacefully, still believed and manifested a lot of gross and horrible things, thus they, too, are cast out into that bottomless pit they call Space.