Everything is regulated by the laws of Inisfree / King Auz, including fashion.  Certain things cannot be reasonably called “fashion”, and certain fashions should/must never be worn.  The following bullet-notes will elaborate on these facts.

 

Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:

*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.

  • Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
  • while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered).  Again, the logic and focus is:  more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior.  When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
  • The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products).  Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs.  They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all.  In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.

 

Laws:

  1. Fashion is now whatever the King of Inisfree says it is; everything else is just a sloppy mockery of true fashion.  (And there are only so many variations/permutations that are acceptable fashions, just like there are only so many facial structures, body types, and color schemes.)
  2. Each person must be in great physical shape in order to reveal any part of his/her body (IOW:  IOT to have/wear any fashion/s.)
  3. Out-of-shape people must cover up their body, never wearing clothes meant for fit/skinny people.  (IOW:  The only acceptable fashion for out-of-shape people is to cover themselves up, such as by wearing sweatpants instead of yoga pants, etc.)
  4. Females must wear feminine attire, with the only exception being rare occasions after sex when a female may be encouraged to wear the button-down dress-shirt of the man who just fucked her, and even then only briefly, such as to be flirty/sexy for half an hour or so.
  5. Males must wear male attire.
  6. Females must have feminine hairstyles.  (They can wear male shirts, for example, so long as they are being sexy, such as by keeping their hair long and down/styled.)
  7. Males must have masculine hairstyles (and this can include long hair, so long as it is styled in a masculine way, or un-styled; only combed back, etc.).
  8. Everyone’s hair must be kept clean.
  9. Dress codes themed to each night-club are required to be adhered to, and any outfit King Auz does not like shall not be made or worn.
  10. It is fashionable to have sexy short kajirae “in tow”; following you around, caring for your every want and need.  It is not fashionable to not own/use kajirae.
  11. Fur is not fashion/able.  Fur is murder and disgusting.
  12. Inisfree’s shopping mall is 100% real/holy/natural fashions, and 0% anything else.  You’ll only find fashionable articles/products there.  Nothing short of that standard will ever make it into that collection of stores.

As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.