Festivals and general festivities also have laws helping to ensure they are arranged and hosted responsibly. 100% of festivities King Auz discovered and experienced out amongst the humans were repulsive and baffling events; laws had to be drafted to better-regulate them. Here those laws are.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- Calendar Rules: There is only one holiday per day, as we are but one culture; we are not a chaotic mix/mess of overlapping cultures/events.
- Festivals Rules: Only people with a sexual orientation deemed appropriate by King Auz may attend festivals anywhere, not just in Inisfree / around him. (Festivals must be appropriately festive, not geared toward degenerates/demons/infiltrators/chaos.)
- Homecoming Rules: Inisfree’s fleet shall always have a homecoming festival/celebration for each of its ships/sub-fleets returning home (to Inisfree) after a deployment (excepting after The Rapture, which was a few-days global cleanup mission, not a full campaign/deployment).
- Welcoming-ceremonies Rules: Every new visitor to Inisfree is offered one of our standard welcoming parties, which we always host/ess at/across our city’s Welcoming Square.
- Other festivals include our equivalent of a Renaissance Festival, which we always host/ess at/in our Kathedrom.
- All festivities must have at least twice as many fully-trained / graduated kajirae as guests, and respectable festivals always have roughly one dozen kajirae to every guest.
- All females at any Inisfreean festival shall be there to willingly, eagerly, sexily offer herself to any/everyone there who wants her.
- Our festivals are always 100% vegan.
- ICVs handle all trash prevention/cleanup, and this includes by removing anyone who litters, relocating them outside Inisfree (usually back to their hometown/land/s).
- It is illegal to be unattractive/ugly (as judged by King Auz) at any festival or other event.
- Festivities in the Inisfreean capital/realm/territory must be enjoyable to King Auz. Otherwise they are banned.
- King Auz can conclude / shut down any festivity at any time for any reason, though this is almost only done in extreme circumstances/situations.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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