These laws cover which lyrics, sound effects, and overall compositions are healthy –and what happens when reckless people record and broadcast songs with spells/lyrics that are not.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- Only music that appeals to / pleases King Auz may be played/performed in the Inisfreean realm.
- Music must contain only positive lyrics (no mention of death, gang violence, pro-warfare, patriotism for countries not allied with Inisfree, etc.).
- No mention of children, pregnancy, birthing, etc. is allowed; we are a nation of fit, stabilized, sexually-appealing females plus the eternal King, not ones who deform themselves and appear bloated (i.e. get pregnant) , moody/temperamental, etc..
- No recordings of infant/baby/toddler sounds are allowed; we are a nation/civilization based on stabilizing one’s self, not spreading chaos by spawning more weak and uneducated/unaligned creatures (and the demonic shrieks of human spawns/infants are abominations/unthinkable, no different than the yelling (“barking”) of their rodents (“pets”)).
- If you ever recorded a song promoting homosexuality, or in a homosexual vocal signature, or anything promoting human religious beliefs (especially Abrahamic ones), or saying anything positive about smoking or drinking or killing strangers overseas as a military service member, you will probably be hunted down and killed.
- Poorly-made music is understandable when novices are doing it, but all experienced musicians should only release completed masterpieces that uplift the worthy, appealing to the Inisfreeans.
- Only the Inisfreeans (King Auz) get to decide how music is to be copied, distributed, and played –and all music they enjoy is their property automatically, and can legally be played anywhere they please at any time.
- Technically, due to how musical Inisfreeans are, one of their languages is considered a copyrighted song; you are not allowed to speak Inisfreean without their / King Auz’s approval.
- Ultimately, the right/privilege to make/release/perform music is decided by King Auz.
- Any music anywhere which is not pleasing to Auz (me) can be regarded as a capital crime, resulting in a military strike, possibly even a cataclysm there.
- If you are genuinely/honestly/innocently unsure if your music will be pleasing to Auz, consult your nearest Inisfreean (ICV) –prior to releasing/performing that particular music.
- Beings who love making good music (i.e. what Auz likes) will obviously be greatly pleased and relieved by these laws, feeling much safer / totally safe in creating and releasing/performing their great music from here on, no longer worried about corrupt/degenerates/evildoers harassing/shaming them for creating normal/good/appropriate music.
Only insane scum would ever feel fear/worry in reaction to these or any other laws made by Auz / the Inisfreeans. - Music and music venues were nearly completely ruined/soured by what corrupt/insane humans did to them, misusing music and music venues to no end. Thankfully, all good/sane beings agree, these laws about music are now in place/effect. Amen.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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