This covers rules regarding what one should smell in each distinct region, as well as on every person.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- Anyone who expresses dislike of King Auz’s natural scent is guilty of harassment, discrimination, and criminal insanity (and they can be permanently silenced for that crime). He will, however, gladly adjust his scent/hygiene for any of the people proven to be fully compatible with his culture, the Inisfreean Way, provided that person is a flawlessly-sexy goddess-level female having ideal sex with him on a regular basis.
- Residents and guests (of/in Inisfree) must smell clean (to King Auz) –and that means/includes cologne/perfume-free.
- Greenbelts must only smell like healthy appealingly/agreeably-aromatic/fragrant plants intended to be in them.
- Bedrooms, bathrooms, and other rooms in all our residences and office-buildings must only smell like fresh clean normal (natural) air.
- Restaurants must only smell like healthy food and drinks; no alcohol, fat, grease, lard, meat, or smoke, etc.
- Any human who smells bad to King Auz can be forcibly cleaned, removed, deported, or even de-atomized. Humans who choose to smell bad to King Auz more than once… are subject to being incarcerated for unpaid labor in any of the stinkiest places the Inisfreeans send prisoners to.
- It is illegal to serve food or drinks anywhere that smells bad to King Auz.
- Every city that smelled bad when King Auz visited it is subject to annihilation at any time; attempting to clean it up after he arrives/arrived is “too little, too late”.
- Everyone that ever smoked / did drugs in the presence of King Auz is guilty of smelling bad in his presence, as well as guilty of attempted regicide; high treason.
- Anything/where that smells/smelled bad to King Auz is banned, including all landfills, untidy houses, and even sulfur-emitting riverbanks in certain lands.
- Attempting to “cover up” smells with “air fresheners” or “scented cleaning sprays” is a punishable offense; one must clean the actual mess, causing the air to be clean/pure again, not add more smells/chemicals/pollution to an already-foul problem.
- Ultimately, King Auz decides whether each/every area in Creation smells the way it should, how to clean/correct it, and who is to blame/reward.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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