There are very few kinds of pets allowed in Inisfree –and/or anywhere King Auz goes.

 

Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:

*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.

  • Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
  • while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered).  Again, the logic and focus is:  more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior.  When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
  • The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products).  Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs.  They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all.  In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.

 

Laws:

  1. if you have a bird, cat, dog, fish, lizard, snake, or any other pet, it has to stay outside Inisfree, especially if it makes noise like yelling/screaming (which is what dogs sound like).
  2. You may not (cannot) have a cold-weather pet while in a warm/hot-weather region / climate-zone; example:  You are not allowed to own/keep a Siberian Husky unless you keep/walk it in a snowy/wintry part of the world/s.
  3. You may not (cannot) feed your pet things it is not evolved/designed to digest; example:  You are not allowed to feed a parrot anything but the seeds it is meant to eat.
  4. You may not (cannot) overly-punish or leave chained/leashed/caged any of your pets.
  5. You may not (cannot) leave any of your pets in a vehicle with the windows rolled/raised all the way up, and you must have airflow wherever your pet is, meaning the A/C of a vehicle left on when they are in that vehicle.
  6. Only kajirae may be kept as pets by those visiting/living in Inisfree; the only pets allowed in Inisfree are kajirae (girls who graduated from our Kajirae-candidate Training Program).
  7. Kajirae must be collared at all times when they are outside the residence of their Master, and their collars must not irritate their skin.
  8. Kajirae should also be leashed more often than not, at least when outside the home of their Master.
  9. Unattended kajirae may not (cannot; are not permitted to) be the only person in a residence; there must always be a guard, or at least a butler/secretary/relative watching over a property/residence (and kajirae are part of one’s property; they are property).
  10. Kajirae who will be unattended for more than one day should be kept in our Girl Kennels until their Master returns and can supervise/task them.
  11. Kajirae are not allowed to sit on chairs at a meeting or meal table, unless they have been given permission by the owner/resident of the given property where that table is, as well as (been given permission directly) by their Master.
  12. Kajirae may not sleep on a bed unless they have been given permission by the owner/resident of that bed.
  13. Kajirae must be flawlessly beautiful, or they can no longer be pets / pleasure-slaves.
  14. All pets that ever annoyed King Auz at any point in his life shall be put down; every dog that barked mindlessly/endlessly, etc., especially all dogs that did not greet him kindly.  The owners of those pets are banned from ever having/raising pets/animals again.  They are all guilty of noise violation and attempted high/negligent treason.  All gods/deities/leaders of lands/realms where there was noise King Auz did not like… are guilty of the same, and are no longer permitted to be in charge of those/any realms.
  15. Ultimately, the only pets anyone is allowed to have… are those approved by King Auz, and those pet-owners must train their pets in accordance with decency; the will/way of King Auz.
  16. Everything Auz (I) might enjoy having as a pet is, from the moment it starts existing, legally one of his (my) pets, even if he hasn’t met or had someone train it yet, and all who are good love this, and only beings who are corrupt/evil would react negatively to this fact.
  17. Civilized people always prefer their daughters (and all other attractive females in their communities/civilizations) to be sexy enough to at least be one of Auz’s pets, if not fully trained (i.e. made fully compatible with him, thus not just a pet/property or general slave, but a kajira; a female pleasure-slave), thus they do everything in their power to help such females remain, or at least become, sexy just like Auz has spelled out is appropriate for their sex/kind, not in a pushy way, per se, but in a good-vibes supportive one –forever.

As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.

 

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