Having these laws regulating how sports are played is just as important to us as the rest of our laws.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- Sports shall be played in their assigned/respective sports areas in Inisfree, though sports can be played as a hobby in anyone’s front- or backyard.
- Violent / full-contact sports (such as American football, boxing, rugby, etc.) are generally banned in our realm, though we do have dojos available for sparring.
- Flower Towers law/rules: stadium conduct (interactions of players and fans) is based on the Inisfreean Way. This means no jeering of/at others, no matter which team/goal/’side’ they are on/cheering for.
- Laser-tag can only be played in our laser-tag arena/building. (This ensures the lasers don’t bother anyone’s eyes or other senses outside.)
- PB-PK law/rules: obviously, keep your paintball gun tuned the way it was when the Inisfreeans inspected it, ensuring you don’t accidentally or intentionally harm another player or a spectator with it, etc.. Paintball can only be played in 3 places in our realm; the PB-PK Wedge, the PB-PK Carrier, and the PB-PK Warfare Area around our Uluru II landform/construct.
- Only attractive people are allowed to play sports in our realm, and while there/playing (they) must follow our rules for the given sport/s; they must like each other, team up instead of against each other / other teams, and the males must wear normal sports uniforms, while the females must wear (at most) uniform-based body-paint.
- Cheerleaders and kajirae must be present for all sports games, and must always be available for full sexual use by any of the players and/or fans/spectators. Even if you are playing a small light-rules version of a sport in your home’s yard, we encourage you to always invite over at least one ICV or kajirae to help motivate, energize, and reward you / your team/s.
- Skiing and snowboarding are sports which don’t require cheerleaders/kajirae to be in view of the athletes/players, but cheerleaders/kajirae are still recommended for the fans/sidelines, and should always be easily available for the athletes/players once they reach the end/bottom of the slope/s.
- Skiing and snowboarding in Inisfree are restricted to the ski lanes/slope of the Valhalla II ski-resort hotel; we do not allow “cross-country” or “back-country” skiing down our mountain/s.
- Gor’s “Girl Catch” is now a fully and permanently legalized sport, though it is always nonviolent in Inisfree.
- The “Voyages of Acquisition” can also be considered, or turned into, a sport, and anyone allied with Inisfree / King Auz may play/participate in this sport/pastime/profession.
- “The Hunt” is the only violent sport the Inisfreeans play/host, and is always done outside Inisfree, as Inisfree is meant to remain a place of heavenly peace, unity, healing, therapy, and stability.
- The “sport” of gladiator events/tournaments is permitted in Inisfree on rare occasions, but always only in Inisfree’s Vatican II facility which is underground-enough to shield the rest of Inisfree from its sounds/energy/vibe/violence.
- Lethal/ancient gladiator events/tournaments are also allowed in the repurposed (actual) Vatican of Rome, as well as in other places, provided no females who are attractive to King Auz ever get hurt in them (unless that is part of their sentencing, as per his will/decisions).
- Sex-based sports, and sexualized / un-de-sexualized sports, can be played/enjoyed anywhere in Inisfree *other than Inisfree’s schools (to include the entire NWO Military Training Area / S&R region), night-clubs, and anywhere else King Auz does not wish/allow them to be played.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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