Tax Law

“Taxation is theft.”  We’ve all heard this saying, and, at least when humans in the modern era/nations were doing it, it was true; even when a government is collecting annual taxes, it still boils down to a stranger or strangers taking another person’s earnings/property by force, without consent, and so on.  No matter the laws passed to justify it, nor the propaganda in its favor, it is still armed robbery; theft; stealing.

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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:

*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.

• Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
• while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered).  Again, the logic and focus is:  more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior.  When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
• The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products).  Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs.  They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all.  In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.

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Laws:

1. Inisfree does not tax anyone (who is good/polite to it, or allied/compatible/unified with it); no one in Inisfree will ever have to pay taxes, file tax paperwork, or not have a say in where their money or other resources/assets get applied.  There are no taxes in Inisfree.  Period.  Ever.
2. Human governments must repay 100% of the taxes they collected, with the same amount of interest they charged their own people – and in the event they cannot pay, or their currency is no longer as valuable/trusted/desired, they must declare bankruptcy and liquidate all their assets, or otherwise surrender all their property/holdings/assets to those they collected taxes from.  All human governments are guilty of tax evasion; they owe all the taxes they took… back to the people they took them from.  Until they willingly and publicly pay up, any revenue they generate from any source, for any reason, shall be owed to those they took from (taxed) without consent.
3. “The asshole-tax is steep.”  This saying means that if you treat someone inappropriately, you will never get good work/deals from them.  In Inisfree, we apply this asshole-tax concept/principle to most outsiders, whom we refer to as Outlanders; only those who are fully compatible with us can get into our realm, and only they can receive any assistance/protection from us.  Everyone else is, to put it lightly and bluntly, shit out of luck.
4. You should note how brief and simple our tax-law is; just a few numbered bullet-notes here on this page.  Only humans are so blatantly chaos-incarnate that they write giant volumes of books on “tax law”, overcomplicating things until they are impossible even for most supercomputers to understand.
5. You don’t need taxes to pay for government programs… when everyone is taught how to build their own homes, grow their own food, generate/harness their own energy, defend themselves, and use devices that make roads obsolete, etc..  Taxation is a system used to pressure/force people into paying strangers to build crap and teach their children nonsense in state-mandated “schools” (government indoctrination camps masquerading as centers for learning).
6. No one allied with Inisfree (thus proven fully compatible with it; with our culture; The Inisfreean Way) shall ever have to pay a tax to any entity/organization/government anywhere ever, no matter what.  Even in their own countries, out on their own worlds, no matter where they were born, or what documents they were told to sign, all taxes taken from them, if any, must be fully returned to them –and with interest.  Anyone attempting to tax anyone High King Auz likes… is subject to harsh, brutal, and sometimes lethal repercussions/corrections.
7. Every Outlands organization that was created to collect taxes or keep tax records… is hereby and forever disbanded and banned.  They are to cease all operations immediately.  This goes for every nation and world, without exception, period.
8. Taking sexy human females as payment/fines for crimes/offenses is not taxation; it is justice, payback, and karmic rebalancing.  (Rude Outlanders don’t deserve the luxury, honor, or pleasure of attractive females, anyway, and it is always an unthinkable/unholy waste of an attractive female to let her have to endure a life of being around such epic losers.)  Purging millions or even billions of humans at a time is also not a form of taxation; it is cleansing the Universe, healing it from the infection/plague that was Chaos-incarnate.  Anything the Inisfreeans take from humans (and any other unruly/disrespectful/pollution Outlanders) is not a tax, and is always legal, not theft… but reclaiming that which was wrongfully used/hijacked/stolen by humans.
9. Ultimately, only High King Auz decides what tax is, and what must happen with the tax system/s.
10. Inisfreeans normally do not collect taxes from anyone; they never tax their own citizens, and they don’t even tax their protectorates to fund their protection. The only taxes collected by Inisfree are in the form of females High King Auz deems to be attractive; anytime any Outlander is rude to him or his loved ones, that Outlander’s community/town/species/planet can be fined in the form of that type taxation until they have learned to behave. Failure to pay those taxes (i.e. hand over any of their females Auz is attracted to) results in fines; higher taxes; more attractive females must be paid every time he sends an Inisfreean unit or vehicle to collect them. If more than one tax payment is incomplete/insufficient, that entire community can be deleted, or the entire world taken over, or the entire species permanently enslaved. Everyone who has been rude to him and not yet started paying this tax to him faces back-taxes (100% of the attractive females in their bloodline and city, plus the immediate unconditional surrender of all future females of their line the moment those females become attractive to Auz), deportation into The Abyss (i.e. having to live in Space stations in Outer Space, not even allowed on other planets), and even generational torture (meaning if they ever choose to reproduce, their descendants will be indefinitely bound to the same deportation and taxation requirements, if not also actual torture, such as the kind experienced when forced to acclimate to an alien environment like Space or an un-terraformed world), if not deletion on sight (by disintegration via Inisfreean beams). The only way to earn an end to this taxation is to treat Auz so god-level well every time he stops by… that there would no longer be a point in taking the females who already worship him however he pleases, and no point in deleting the people or civilization which keeps being fully respectful to him.
11. 2024 May 22 Wednesday:  Those who are always good to me, i.e. treating me how I want them to, shall only have to pay taxes to me in the form of each of their females I regard to be sexy… made available to me for at least one quickie or one-night stand every Earth-year, at those times with me doing whatever I want/tell them to. As long as those females and everyone paying this tax to me love doing this for me, they shall not be taxed further each of these years.

As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.

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