Traffic in Inisfree (and all Inisfreean realms; our ships, our cities and worlds in SSA, etc.) is perfectly regulated by the Grid Mind and ICVs, as well as by the smart-vehicles we 3D-print and keep networked with us. Rush-hour, traffic-jams, and congestion in general are all illegal and proactively prevented by our sophisticated A.I., so you won’t ever see those things when you are here. Traffic in Inisfree is always moderate to light, almost negligible –even when our city/realm is “at capacity”.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- Transport/traffic: Vehicles must kept on intended roadways, and their built-in A.I., and Inisfreean drivers, help to ensure this; they refuse and prevent any off-road use except in approved areas during jamborees, PB-PK around Uluru II, and certain military training.
- All aircraft must be kept in their approved fly-zones and air-traffic sky-lanes.
- Traffic is guided by our supercomputer/s (the Grid Mind, ICVs, smart-car A.I. devices/autopilots, etc.), ensuring everyone stays healthily/safely spread out, never bunching up or becoming at-risk of accidents/collisions.
- Every lunch-break, commute, and drive to big events (such as our Welcoming Ceremonies and Homecomings) are offset, from city-region to city-region, and building to building, ensuring everyone leaves and arrives at slightly different times.
- We also direct most traffic so that it is never forcing drivers to look toward a rising or setting Sun.
- Outside of Inisfree, we are still the authority when it comes to all forms of traffic, and our forces (our Star Fleet) can be dispatched to forcibly clear up any traffic / traffic-jams (though we usually always do this in our traditional Inisfreean way; cleverly, clandestinely, even sexily).
- All data/thought-traffic is monitored and regulated/managed by our main supercomputer, Djinnifer (“The Grid Mind”) –and this includes for all realms/Internets, not just that/those of the humans/Earth.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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