Trash became a truly nightmarish problem for the completely-disjointed species known as humanity; they left it virtually everywhere, piling it up mountain-high, even dumping it in their own backyards, rivers, and oceans, choking and killing everything in its growing path. They did not pass sufficient laws against it, and only barely invented a handful of ineffective means to start cleaning it up –generations after it had nearly killed all life on the entire planet. Thus we have these stricter and complete trash-laws here.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- You will never see trash in Inisfree; littering is a capital offense that will earn, at the very least, expulsion/deportation beyond our towering walls –and all our streets and lands are perfectly policed by overlapping patrols of nature-protecting ICVs, every speck of accidental trash they find… immediately picked up and carried off for pollution-free recycling.
- Trash/packaging: Items from grocery stores may be carried in reusable cloth grocery bags, not disposable plastic bags. Items from our mall may be carried to one’s residence by approved kajirae or one’s self. Water may be stored in bamboo, ceramic, or metal containers, such as a Yeti thermos, but not in plastic bottles.
- Trash is illegal everywhere forever; it must be immediately recycled in an approved environmentally-friendly way, and any places we find that have people trashing them? We’ll force those people to stop everything they are doing, all of them having to unify to clean up every last bit of the trash they generated, lest they wish for a non-swift death instead. The Universe shall be a tidy, beautiful, pristine place again –like it was before the scourge/chaos known as humankind.
- Any trash dropped in water, whether in a puddle or the ocean, is also a capital offense, and the litterer can be shot or otherwise killed on site without trial. Anytime trash in water harms a mermaid or other sea-faring creature/person, it is classified as negligent homicide or attempted murder. We will hunt you down, across time and Space, to stop and punish such crimes.
- The Ocean Cleanup Project is to be protected by the full might of the Inisfreean military (Star Fleet), and it shall continue to operate/clean for decades if not generations.
- Waste: Residents and guests in our city may only release their urine and fecal matter into the toilets of the buildings they are allowed to enter. Releasing such waste anywhere else may result in deportation and a ban against return, especially if the release affects/enters one of our canals or other bodies of water. Poop and pee in our toilets, not anywhere else. Even when camping out in our greenbelts, you shall never disrespect our holy land/s by releasing your waste-products on it/them.
- All landfills must be shut down permanently –though methane-harvesting from them is still permitted for approved organizations. They must be allowed to fully decompose, “returning to the Earth”.
- People who choose to be ugly, who spawn ugly offspring, and who are physically-attractive but socially/sexually incompatible with the Inisfreeans / Inisfreean Way… also count as trash, thus all of those people are illegal everywhere forever. If you harbor such beasts on your world, your world may be glassed.
- Ultimately, if Auz regards it as trash/waste, it is –even if that is an entire civilization or world.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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