These are our laws that protect various vampire activities, as well as the lifestyle in general.
We are NOT attempting to legislate the vampires themselves, but those who might oppose them.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- Vampires can do just about whatever they want, so long as it doesn’t bother any Inisfreeans or our allies.
- Rules: Respecting “The Masquerade” (the “universal” vampire code to stay hidden, secretive, using OPSEC, etc.) is fundamental, and all civilized beings do this (respect that code of the vampires), as anyone can easily see what a hellish mess would be created anytime sensitive information is/was leaked to monsters such as the humans.
- How many humans each vampire may/can sire: That’s up to how stable any given vampire is, how many they really need, if they are strong enough to manage the number they want/sire, etc. If a vampire has a dozen, for example, that is usually pretty reasonable, but dozens and hundreds is virtually suicide –for themselves, The Masquerade, and entire cities.
- Where/if vampire/ic children are allowed: Sometimes there are claims that no one is allowed to “turn”/sire a person younger than teenage years/appearance, but child-like vampires have existed without persecution or over-drinking / “frenzies”. Royal vampires are typically the ones capable of successfully raising such a being, but anyone with enough time and other resources has the potential/chance to pull that feat off.
- Most vampires have been around a lot longer than most humans, so those vampires are elders/wise, thus they must be honored; respected, listened to, counseled when advice is needed, etc.
- Ultimately, High Queen Ambrosia LeMorte has the final say in all vampire matters, no matter which clan or world it is about/for. She is the greatest vampire of all, and represents them (all their members/clans) when in Inisfree (which is the new and final capital of all Creation), so this should go without saying.
- The only time we allow ugly vampires is when they are controlled by sexy ones, and when they only harass / feed on ugly/annoying humans. This does not mean we allow ugly vampires in our city/realm/territory; we do not. We do, however, “look the other way” when they exist elsewhere, letting them live their own lives, keep that form they are in/holding, etc., as long as they don’t try to get into our private area (Inisfree, or our ships, etc.).
- Most vampires being troubled by humans, provided they (those vampires) are compatible with the Inisfreean Way, are offered sanctuary/asylum within Inisfree.
- No “feeding” (drinking blood) is allowed in Inisfree, at least not from any of our residents, guests, or staff (the ICVs), but vampires are perfectly welcome to indulge in our synthetic blood, as needed –and it has been confirmed to be safe for them to consume. Many vampires who visit us are also welcome to bring blood packets, or even enslaved/volunteer humans which they are accustomed to taking a sip from, from time to time –again, provided those humans are sexy and compatible with the Inisfreean Way.
- While in Inisfree, all vampires are, of course, expected to be sexually active with our residents and guests. All female vampires are required to be flawlessly sexy at all times here, and must be eagerly available to all forms of sex we enjoy and crave from/with them. If they don’t want to do this, they are welcome to return to their homes/lands beyond Inisfree, and are welcome to return once they feel horny for us again.
- We require all vampires to help maintain our own “Masquerade”; our vampire allies must respect and help with Inisfree’s OPSEC, just as we respect and help with their own.
- King Auz can render immortal/invincible any/all vampire/s who are found to be fully compatible with him; that means it becomes physically/literally impossible to decapitate/burn/kill those vampires. His will is that strong. He is the will of the Universe.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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