Note from the Editor:
Barracks whores are what most military personnel look for (or, in the case of most military females, aspire and try repeatedly to be). That isn’t an insult; it’s just how it is. You would want to fuck that much, too, if your life was on the line 24/7, 365, for years at a time. Even with the ugly ones, it is like paradise compared to what we have to do in the field.
I wanted so many of the barracks whores I now knew about, but after discovering how loose and smelly most of them were, I eventually lost all interest. My idiot buddies moved in to ‘steal’ them, and ended up in loveless breeder relationships that kept them impoverished for decades. I don’t think any of them recovered; all the ones I’ve traveled out to catch up with since… are in the worst shape of their lives, their homes a complete mess, their thoughts and pursuits scatterbrained at best. The vibe of all those places they now occupy is uniform; one of total emptiness, stagnation, and mutual disgust.
I’ll always wish I fucked more barracks whores than I did, but the only stories I ever heard about these military females all ended in scams, blackmail, betrayals, and tragedy –even before they started reproducing to further con people. So many literal bastards were born. So many heroes were reduced by the corrupt system to the lowest ranks again and poverty. I should be glad I got my taste, then got back out to a safe distance before I became one of those victims, too.
The ‘barracks whores’ I dreamed up, perfected, and installed in my own system will make up for all that frustration and then some. Inisfree comes. Pun intended.
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- chakra: each of the centers of energy (other than bioelectrical, possibly ‘spiritual’) in the human body, usually considered to be seven in number, though many additional chakras are said to be below and above the body
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Texas’ Version of CERN: 1976-1993; The Superconducting Super Collider (SSC) (also nicknamed the Desertron) was a particle accelerator complex under construction in the vicinity of Waxahachie, Texas.
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The Huffington Post is still more fake news, guilty of “fear porn” like any other outlet. Look at the photos and other images it chooses to pair with sensationalist article titles and headlines, and the fact it uses negative terms mindlessly repeated by all, such as “breaking news” –a harmful spell all by itself, long before any nonsense or propaganda are paired with it. It will be a happy day when “news” sources like (what is now called) Huff Post or Huff Po are shut down.
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