Note from the Editor:

Job-hopping was arguably worse than minimum wage, but it wasn’t worse than the panic attacks and other health issues caused by being intentionally trapped and held back in glass-ceiling low-level menial-labor jobs and industries.  At least job-hopping felt a little more like bold attempts at a better life, and like adventurous deployments and strategy restructuring.  I job-hopped a dozen times this year, and would for the next dozen years.

This would seem chaotic at first, and like any other former service-member in his or her financial death-throes.  Far from it; in actuality, it was exposing me to all the pros and cons of nearly every industry and field of study there was, all without having to spend a career finding and fixing them.  I got in, got out, and amassed tons of notes and brilliant innovation ideas every time, then had plenty of time to work on how I could apply them, never once held back by office politics or other human-caused counter-productivity.

Starting with the fitness industry, I then got into transportation, warehouse work, furniture assembly, business management, and security.  I’d later get into telecommunications, project management, moving, travel, education, computer science, construction, food services, restaurant operations, landscaping, irrigation, agriculture, homesteading, factory work (assembly), robotics, investing (and start-ups), remote fieldwork, advanced sciences, and more.  Job-hopping was helping me understand the do’s and don’t’s of countless areas, and, though I didn’t fully understand or appreciate it at this time, how to start and maintain successful and enjoyable companies of my own –in all of those sectors and then some.

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Spaceport America Built:  thanks to Sir Richard Branson of Virgin Records, the U.S. now has the capacity for commercial Space travel from New Mexico

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A major earthquake hit Peru this year, details here.  A lot of the news surrounding the event was, as you might have guessed it, not entirely accurate.  Weather-adjusting technologies had been refined over decades at this point, and earthquake-triggering technologies were almost as old.

Messing with ancient ruins (which were made by more-advanced civilizations, not less) had been proven to contribute the dramatic shifting of the earth and its weather patterns, too.  There are a lot of ancient and megalithic sites across Peru, both up in its Andes mountains, as well as on the country’s Amazon Rainforest side.  Were any of those being probed and reverse-engineered (or even just experimentally dismantled and fired upon) during this time?  Dig around and find out; all real news is up to you.

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