Note from the Editor:
Underground raves were the highlight of this year of mine. I made a point to scout out all the best illegal parties, and the best were usually centered around two new-ish genres of music called ‘techno’ and ‘house’. There were legal night-clubs for this, but the sexiest and craziest shit was going on in places such as Afterlife; that was the semi-secret and not-quite-legal outdoor-club built mostly under a highway overpass.
Somehow, I always managed to get in and out without encountering any police or undercover agents. I caught wind of raids that were conducted after I’d driven far away. Some thought I was another young cop, based on how I cut my hair, dressed, and moved, but all of that was residual military stuff I was still in the process of fading away and transitioning beyond; I’d never join forces with the cops, and anyone who knew anything about what was done to me in the past would trust that.
As I began to find more and more ‘underground’ parties, raves and in other forms, I started to see just how swept-away in the whole ‘party scene’ one can get; it only took weeks before I was insanely popular, my phone ‘blowing up’ all the damn time. Going to raves and other underground events makes you popular enough, and when you add business to that equation… you will not have much time to think, eat, or sleep. I was lucky to get back out of all that when I did, and to have a years-long breather before getting back into it the right way; by designing raves and underground events (and places) of my own.
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Vocab of the Day:
- dacryphilia: arousal from girls crying
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Sonic Fire Extinguisher Developed: putting out fires safely without flooding or suffocation risks became possible in 2012, partial credit to DARPA. How are we posting about this half a decade early? That is curious, indeed…
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Poking Fun at Fake News:
Here comes our first Black president. Wowwwww! Who the hell cares? Claiming this was based on “change”, not further perpetuating the racial divide already dominating our country, was some of the fakest news of all.
What really happened? Groomed political candidates were chosen based on how they’d appeal to the masses most likely to vote, another fake race was launched, millions were dumped into the coverage and propaganda for it, a winner was chosen based on pressure and intended productivity milestones, and the rest would be history. It never mattered what race he was; he was going to play into the same system, rules, and B.S. that all the others at that level had –and have to.
Is it ‘cool’ that the U.S. finally had one non-White ‘leader’? Sure. But it would have been a lot cooler if he’d actually brought about all that “change” his entire campaign platform was based around.
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