Note from the Editor:
Abandoned near Mexico… Was it I who’d been forced to abandon the latest bitch, or the latest bitch who’d chosen to abandon me? I suppose it was a little of both.
All the shit I went through this past year would eventually motivate me to get more of this MKM content together, and keep my dark-humor ‘edge’ sharp as hell. It also led me to people who gave me a lot of that dark-humor content, many of them having gone through similar hells. I suppose, looking at it that way, it was a very good thing; do any of us really develop healthy senses of humor, or have nothing but time and reason to create great works, when things are going well?
I was on my own again, but I’d been that way many times before. I didn’t know what to do next, or where to find shelter, but I’d been in that position, too. This was nothing new –so much so that me saying “nothing new” had started to become a habit, poking at any deities who might be able to hear.
I’d come to realize how helpful abandoning toxic stuff, and even being abandoned, is. I’d even wish it on others, but in a good way; it was a tremendous blessing in disguise. I think every hero I’ve ever read about… became heroic after some form of abandonment and tragic struggle, and gained valor and honors in campaigns when they were cut off from, or abandoned by, their teams. Now was my time.
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- I.C.V.: Inisfreean Clone Variant; the way Inisfreeans indicate that the members of their race are cloned versions/variations of their form-sakes
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2009-2010 articles are here.
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Paratoari Complex, Peru; Pyramids of the Amazon: the first evidence of large-scale advanced civilizations in the pre-Brazil and pre-Peru Amazon Basin (possibly even pre-rainforest)
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Poking Fun at Fake News:
Are all the “news” stories about ridiculous auctions of ridiculous items also fake? This one claims a very shitty painting sold for more than a hundred million dollars. If so, the real news would be that whoever offered that much for such a piece of garbage has gone insane, and should have their bank accounts frozen. That kind of money could have ended homelessness, or turned an entire second- or third-world country around.
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