Note from the Editor:
Fucking in Dress Blues Alphas; the nicest uniform of the entire Marine Corps, is something I’m sure you could all have predicted I’d try. It’s one of those novelties I think every Marine wants to add to his checked-off to-do list in life. My first time using “the toy-soldier uniform” that way was back in the state I’d taken my first steps in.
The evening started off like all mine with this 2nd-round ‘Navy’ female; she got off work, we made something to eat, and then we started helping each other get off. I had my uniform hanging up in the closet in its protective bag, which made it easy to access, so I figured, since we’d already fucked many times the normal way, why not add it to the mix? She had the idea of blasting some industrial ‘metal’ as the background music, so in went our Combichrist CD into the stereo I’d bought at the PX back in the Twentynine Palms MCAGCC. I’m sure the neighbors were pleased.
Turns out that uniform gets fucking HOT, and I don’t just mean in a sexual turn-on way; it was MISERABLE trying to fuck her in that thing. The last seamstress I’d taken it to was a retarded moon-cricket who’d argued with me about the dimensions of my neck, even though we measured them and it was clear how spacious the collar needed to be. Wearing it wasn’t much of a problem, but doing a sex-based workout in one… basically resulted in minor suffocation, a reddening of my whole face, and a little too much blood going everywhere other than my cock, trying to compensate. I thank my years of brutal physical and mental training for keeping me going on that Navy pussy as long as I did. All those hours in the gas chamber helped, too; I could hardly breathe when my neck swelled up in that uncommonly-tight Alphas collar.
I’m still glad I fucked a bitch while wearing that thing; the damn fancy-ass uniform had no other uses! I don’t think we wore it more than two times total during all my years in training and the fleet. In fact, I don’t think we ever wore it; we just had it, required by the rules, probably to tap into more of our pitiful paychecks, further deepening the ‘pockets’ of those who’d made our own.
Would I ever fuck while wearing the Dress Blues again? Absolutely! (I’ve even designed a new version of it; one which really helps with that.) But I’d get a better bitch, more than one bitch at a time, and a seamstress who actually knew how to do her fucking job.
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Poking Fun at Fake News:
Another girl is “gang raped”? Why is it that the news always tries to point fingers, blame males, wreck even the lives of bystanders and those not even involved, and demonize anything other than servitude-based monogamy? So many stories default to the female being right and victimized, the males being predators, and anything other than breeding indoors, out of sight, with just one person, in just one way, somehow being wrong.
Reality time: Most girls ask to be gang-banged, and you can’t rape the willing. Why do you think there are BILLIONS –literally more than hundreds of millions– of pornos made about this very thing, all of the girls consenting, all of them VERY into it, and almost every female around the world fantasizing about it. They try it, they like it, some hater hears about it and terrorizes them, they make up some fear-based excuse to avoid physical assault from the hater, the hater then spreads it as gossip to corrupt authorities, the authorities then use it as an opportunity to rob people they’ve never met, and they toss a few in cages for life just to show they are still the monsters in charge.
If you want to find and charge any real criminals for real gang-rape, maybe we should talk about how the media gang-rapes lives, careers, budgets, savings, reputations, and morale… every time they post biased and fake news like that story. Maybe we should talk about all the gang-rape that goes on in the prisons their work helps fund, all of which are full of psycho guards maintaining an internal state of constant fear, institutionalization, and homosexual gang-rape. Maybe we should talk about how all our people’s minds, and the natural resources of our whole world, are being gang-raped.
The fake news won’t stop until the humans have their unearned rights taken back away, but at least we can step up and point out which news is fake, why, and how.
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