Note from the Editor:

All the sex and base infiltrations (and ship infiltrations) aside, there were a shit-ton of red-flags during these months turning into my first year ‘going steady’ with a Navy whore.  There was stubbornness, story changing, stories that didn’t match up with those of others on duty, insanely weird and rude sailors, people in the chain of command who tried to steer clear of important information, leading questions that were clearly ‘testing the waters’ attempts at getting me to agree to being a cuckold a little more than a fuck-buddy, and even hygiene issues (understatement).  I thought it would eventually smooth out and all get resolved, I having done so much to get there, set up a great place to live, and be honest and engaging all the time, but no.

The months dragged on, things go worse, and even with all the sex, it just wasn’t going to work out.  I was pressured to become an alcohol-abuser again, and much, much worse.  I kept up with my online university studies, and tried to unwind with an immersive MMORPG, but there was no way to get decent sleep, run all the errands, and stay sane amidst the buildup of madness.

I knew the end was coming.  I’d never had the feeling the relationship was going to last long, anyway.  I just didn’t think there would be that many red-flags, and red-flags that severe, this soon.  More in a bit…

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Multiple aircraft “crashed” and “disappeared” this year.  Look up the details if you want to read the fake stories.  How many of them didn’t really exist in the first place?  (It could be the airlines were being attacked with fake news to hurt their profits, perhaps in a black-op funded by their competitors.)  How many of them were stolen by technologically-advanced nations, aliens, or even super-powerful individuals?  Most people I’ve met… know so little about the real world; how big it is, what’s out there, and even its basic shape.

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