Note from the Editor:
Slut doctors sound nice at first, and I’m sure some of them are, but not when you try to interact with them when you’re still balls-deep in Phase 1; the roughest portion of your life is not one meant for attempts at decency or teamwork. I thought I’d try an older woman for once, and it made sense to go for one that had a stable job, seemed to be trying to help people, and presented herself well. Finding out, after we’d started living in the same residence, that she was a closet alcoholic, drama queen, attention whore, chronic liar, religious fanatic, and one prone to lashing out through domestic violence and blame-shifting, among many other unsavory things, was less than fun.
What did I learn from that ‘life lesson’? First, it was ‘the last straw’ for me when it came to trying prayer and other religion-based calls for help. Second, it was a harsh reminder just how corrupt and non-existent professionals in the American medical industry are. Third, it further kept me steered back onto my original path; one of being a health enthusiast, completely opposed to any form of alcohol consumption, just like I’d been before. Fourth, I couldn’t help but notice the statistical improbability of ending up with two identical ‘significant other’s; the long-term one before her had the exact same issues. Fifth, sometimes you have no choice but to ‘jump out of the frying pan and into the fire’; sometimes you don’t have any good options, and no matter what you choose, or how sound the logic is, you’re in for a rude surprise, and more hellacious training. Sixth, sense so many in the modern era are actually criminally insane, you might as well just fuck ’em young.
I’ll definitely be sleeping with more slutty female medical professionals in the years ahead, but you can rest assured they’ll all be younger than me, they won’t have any chance of doing anything wrong, and I’ll probably not be keeping in touch with more than the loyalest and sanest handful of them. I’ll also have my secretaries and other staff pre-screen them all, psychologically and otherwise. There will be NDAs they’ll have to sign if they want any of my time at all, and on and on. “Safety first, gent’s.”
I suppose that first round was just to help me enjoy myself with all the rest; any who actually tell the truth, respect others, and heal people… will seem like goddesses and angels compared to that one. This could be a thing for me in Phase 2, but waiting until Phase 3 means it will be all that plus them helping me set the record straight and re-balance everything via sweet, sweet karma.
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- Jeet Kune Do: Bruce Lee’s martial arts style which combined many other styles, leading to M.M.A. (Mixed Martial Arts) and later to the Inisfreeans combining all the moves of all known martial arts (*Note: All Inisfreeans learn this martial art during their regular schooling at L.H.S..)
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Operation Highjump: the U.S. Naval campaign 1-2 years after the close of WWII which attempted to cordon off those who’d migrated there and started Base 211, and which ended up being the demonstration of many successful breakthroughs which would later fully persuade the same authorities to sign into effect the I.C.C.
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Not surprisingly, even other sites’ reviews and reports of fake news… are fake news themselves.
What makes it difficult for most people to tell, is that truths are mixed in to make the lies convincing.
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