Note from the Editor:

I was working for minimum-wage yet again; I was making about ten dollars an hour, depending on when my latest retard boss felt like paying me, and after expenses… I had zero.  Normal bills wipe out minimum-wage income every time.  I had no life whatsoever, and still I was struggling just to make rent and buy groceries.  Christ on a goddamn stick.

I tried asking around, but most other jobs in town and out paid the same.  Everyone was getting screwed.  How were business owners getting away with this?  How were they maintaining any employee retention at all?

This post-graduation minimum-wage hell was going to last for a while, I could already tell.  It had a way of forcing me to only do two things, though; workout… and keep working on my website (including my books, designs/inventions, this magazine, and so on).  Nothing motivates and traps you like poverty.  It’s like walking through a steep canyon, hoping it doesn’t have a flash-flood before you make it to the other side –which you can’t see, because it’s miles and miles ahead, around a hundred other turns and corners.

I will NEVER pay my future employees minimum wage.  I won’t even ASK them to work for me until I can offer them GREAT benefits.  I am determined to get to the point where I can even let THEM name their salaries.  Let it come.

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