Note from the Editor:
My latest girlfriend was a Dubai princess. You read that correctly. Don’t ask me how it happened; all I can say is that I was hiding from all people again, just trying to unwind and be myself in private while I hammered away at all the things that would become MKM and the rest of Inisfree, yet there she was, ending up chatting with me in the same place in Second Life we just happened to be learning fishing in.
People had been bending their religious rules for me since I’d been out of the service; several signed a petition to worship me as their new god, and now this rich Muslim girl was breaking all the rules to be sexy for me and sneak across the ocean just to touch. In time, they wouldn’t just bend on their beliefs from time to time; they’d replace them entirely, adopting all my own. Inisfree has its own way of thinking, interacting, and worshiping, after all, and it is a good one. No; it is the best one.
Anyway, this girl had a thing for me soon. She was obviously interested in a boyfriend with the possibility of him becoming a dad, as that is how they brainwash people over there, but it was nice for a time, and she became my second girlfriend from the Middle East (the first having been from Iraq). I only met one other woman as affectionate, thoughtful, and devoted as her, and I will always remember her fondly.
I get the feeling I keep ending up with these hot rich girls, even when I’m trying to avoid them, because some force in this reality is determined to keep me socializing and balanced while I take on and bring to fruition the monumental task of starting my own city, civilization, technology, healthcare system, and people. The girls of a good caliber certainly have kept me much more stable and cool-headed than I would be otherwise. I’ll keep accepting them when they make respectful, respectable, and heartfelt efforts like she has.
We were bound to part ways, as there were a few fundamental things we had different views on, but she really did show me that second rounds with people and places are astronomically better, and that even in cultures as different as those of the religious people… there are still gems I can get along with, even have decent adventures with. With how much better she was compared to my first girlfriend from her region, I can hardly imagine how perfect the third will be; she’ll be an actual goddess and ruler over there, not just a princess or cute rich girl, and she’ll be fully compatible with me, as well as allied with Inisfree (which is me; an extension of me).
Dubai, I appreciate what you sent me. I have heard your call. Your shape-shifting skyscrapers are now honored with versions of them in downtown Inisfree, and we even approved the building of a version of your signature Burj Khalifa. I bow to you, and hope to find the time to visit you the way I want… is soon.
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- W.W.III: a.k.a. the War for Antarctica’s Independence, many humans assumed this was Armageddon; the Apocalypse; Ragnarok (*Note: This war secretly began the moment Inisfree’s location was chosen, spilling over into the public eye on the evening of July 4th, 2012 A.D., though no one knew what the events of that fateful night were really about until the Inisfreean military deployed globally on New Year’s Day, January 1st, 2013 A.D.. WWIII included just a few days of major casualties; one day during the July 4th nuclear strikes, then one or two days during the global purge of 99% of humanity. If one considers its beginning to be that first public attack, WWIII lasted exactly two seasons, ending with the total victory of the Inisfreean people, Antarctica’s sovereignty as a new continent-sized nation, and the reunification of all the compatible humans and humanoids on, in, and beyond the Earth.)
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Poking Fun at Fake News:
The only way to not be prone to moments of fake news… is to not have news itself. We’d have to shut down all our news sources, and ignore all reports OF news. Imagine the battles that would ensue.
Most people are as addicted to gossip (which we today call news) as they are to OTHER harmful/unhealthy/illogical things, such as coffee, booze, smokes, other drugs, competition- and impact-based sports, judgment, fighting, war, and so on. People who are addicted to things lack the power to stop doing/using them. You have to force them to get help. If they could get help on their own, or if they even knew they SHOULD, they would make an effort. They wouldn’t be addicted if they had the ability to correct the issue in question on their own.
Thus it becomes the duty of the rest of us… to do whatever we can to stop the news entirely, and THAT… has itself been banned, by laws such as “Freedom of the Press”, and the brainwashing to keep people violently defending this by-its-nature broken system, its own logic and foundation flawed, so there will ALWAYS be fake news. The Constitution, and its mindless followers, ensure it.
Maybe if it was “freedom of honest speech”… things would have worked out better, …but even that would have been abused.
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