Note from the Editor:
The triquetra had been fully refreshed; what had been in my mind since birth and childhood… was now the face of my very first public company. Next? That triquetra wouldn’t just be on a website, but in the form of a giant metal sculpture built into the wall of my subterranean command center; it would be the first thing people saw when they arrived at the subway lobby of what I’d decided to call ‘The Bat-cave 2‘.
I’m very glad that symbol came not only back to the forefront of my mind, but into the eyes and minds of so many other people now. It signified the new phase having arrived; the phase where things stabilized and get taught, understood, and reinforced, mindless people no longer swarming against me no matter what I say or do. It represents how ALL the things I always dreamed of and hoped for, wanting to see much more of, are now manifesting, manifested, …real (just like those goddesses and other hot babes in the canyon and all the other places I’ve been called to). I wear it proudly, and think of all this each time I see it, even when just taking off my company hat.
This is the last planned issue of MKM, by the way. Based on demand, it may make a comeback –and one with seasons of issues released every year, rather than every other. If you loved and will now miss it, let us know.
I’ll be taking a break from MKM, having completed the planned 90 issues, in order to keep everything else I’ve called out for… arriving, manifesting, teaming up, and unlocking its full potential. Once that’s all accomplished, I’ll have many more people onboard to help me find and assemble all the funniest and most thought-provoking material for more of this great magazine of ours. Until then, keep in touch, keep enjoying the content I’ve posted, and share it with those who could use a good laugh.
Semper Fi, you exceptionally offensive Devil Cunts
– Auz, out
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Vocab of the Day:
- Vril: (a.k.a. chi, orgone, prana, etc.) a fluid-like energy source present in everything which, once mastered, can be channeled to create, heal, or destroy; the people living in the deep cave systems of Earth who have mastered Vril call themselves Vril-ya, and have great telepathic and other para-psychological abilities, such as being able to transmit information, get rid of pain, and put others to sleep. The Vril-ya are descendants of an antediluvian civilization called the Ana, who live in networks of subterranean caverns linked by tunnels. Originally surface dwellers, they fled underground thousands of years ago to escape a massive flood and gained greater power by facing and dominating the harsh conditions of the Earth. The place where the narrator descended houses 12,000 families, one of the largest groups. Their society is a technologically supported Utopia, chief among their tools being an “all-permeating fluid” called “Vril”, a latent source of energy that the spiritually elevated hosts are able to master through training of their will, to a degree that depends on their hereditary constitution. This mastery gives them access to an extraordinary force that can be controlled at will. It is this fluid that the Vril-ya employ to communicate with the narrator. The powers of the Vril includes the ability to heal, change, and destroy beings and things; the destructive powers in particular are immense, allowing a few young Vril-ya children to destroy entire cities if necessary. Men (called An, pronounced “Arn”) and women (called Gy, pronounced “Gee”) have equal rights. The women are stronger and larger than the men. The women are also the pursuing party in romantic relationships. They marry for just three years, after which the men choose whether to remain married, or be single. The female may then pursue a new husband. However, they seldom make the choice to remarry. Their religion posits the existence of a superior being but does not dwell on his nature. The Vril-ya believe in the permanence of life, which according to them is not destroyed but merely changes form. In time the Vril-ya will run out of habitable space underground and will claim the surface of the Earth, destroying mankind in the process, if necessary.
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Antarctica Pyramids: these triangular structures have been found virtually everywhere else, and now here
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Poking Fun at Fake News:
The most mature thing you can do is not try to claim you are outstanding at fact-checking, or that everything you tell people is somehow magically accurate, first-hand, and confirmed. If you have a news site, like I do, you should be the first to admit that you have a lot of content there, it’s all just best-guesses and assumptions that are repeated, and all of it is ultimately, at the very least, partially flawed, thus overall fake; it’s either real (fully accurate/true/perfect) or it’s not.
Since nothing is fully accurate, true, and perfect, all of it is fake. There is no not-fake news. Even my site talks about hypothetical events in the past, and leaves posts up about things that may have changed.
That being said, I am not trying to get you to believe or disbelieve any particular part of any particular article; I just hope you understand the logic I am typing out for you here, and that you will apply critical thinking to any “news” you encounter, no matter how trustworthy its source seems to have been to you. You don’t have to doubt and suspect everyone and everything, but you should never assume news is anything other than fake… unless what the story matches an event you were present for in person.
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