Note from the Editor:
WGI’s HQ has a boardroom which doesn’t have the standard black-plastic armchairs on rollers you find in most other offices. It has thrones… made of single giant gemstones, and its thrones’ gemstones are chosen based on the birthstones of those it was sensed in another life-like vision will understand, support, and come to Inisfree regularly. Talk about seats of the gods.
This idea came to me, actually, while I was still living with the cult member; that person had an unbelievable stockpile of tumbled and polished gemstones, as well as some large pieces that rivaled the geodes and other rock samples my grandfather had once kept on displays. I learned a lot more about gemstones because of that, and this idea was what naturally developed. There’s always at least one good idea I am able to form when I extract what little is of potential value from the dickheads I meet (and I suppose they are the real-life equivalent of trail-monsters, mobs, and level-bosses from video-games).
So everyone in the highest boardroom in Inisfree has a throne, and each throne is made from a single car-sized gem, and those gems correspond to the birthdates of those sitting on them. They result in special and enhanced effects, as do the gemstones built into the ceiling above them. Even our boardroom table is one giant gem; a perfect diamond –and one the size of a swimming pool.
Things like this help us keep out all that which led to dark-humor last-resorts. Those in this room of mine, atop my tallest skyscraper downtown, are among those who decide where printed copies of MKM get shipped and flown. We perfect and distribute that comedy-based medicine which we were able to come up with and complete… by isolating… like we are now here to the highest and best degree.
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