Home to many star-forts and other curious ruins predating the made-up history of this land, Delaware will be where I conduct numerous more expeditions to literally-unearth more of North America’s true past.
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Table of Contents:
- Introduction
- Phase 1
- Phase 2
- Phase 3
- Best Hotels
- Vegan Restaurants and Shops
- Ancient Ruins
- Historical (Image-albums Begin)
- Capital
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Introduction:
Delaware is history-central for the United States; it was the 1st of the 13 original colonies to ratify the Constitution, and had been settled (by the Dutch) since 1631; 4 centuries of history so far. All of the state parks here include 18-hole frisbee-golf courses inside them. Shopping is tax-free, and most major banks are headquartered here because its taxes are nearly as lenient as those of the Cayman Islands. Bob Marley once worked here. The movie Fight Club was set here. There is also that famous painting of General George Washington crossing its namesake river by rowboat with his small and desperate crew way back when. If only Joe Biden wasn’t from here; there might be more hope.
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Phase 1:
In Phase 1, I went here briefly, checking out a few historic sites. I was right along the banks of the river, the point at which it has that famous fork. I remember a nice white-painted restaurant there, and an old and rustic wooden one higher up on the steeper side, with a road-stop just outside. The company was creeper shit, though, and I didn’t really get a feel for the major modern significance of the place. I’ll have to fix that next time.
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Phase 2:
Phase 2 promises a vastly improved experience. This is the phase when I get to orient to realms, seeing many of their hottest babes, as opposed to just one or two with tons of issues like in all the Phase 1 adventures. Delaware only has three counties, too; it is the fewest of all the states, making it even easier than tiny Rhode Island to experience and memorize. My 2nd trip here might cover every square foot of the place. I’m thinking of timing it when its annual jazz festival is on; it’s the largest free one on the east coast. I’d also want to see Gore-Tex HQ; that’s the company that made much of the waterproof uniform articles my teams wore overseas. DuPont HQ is also near the top of my list. There is a pumpkin throwing competition, and some do it by cannon and trebuchet. I might catch a MAC flight here; Dover AFB has a lot of C-5 Galaxies, the largest cargo plane in the entire Air Force.
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Phase 3:
By Phase 3, I might even have met and loved every last one of the sexy chicks that came from here. I’m thinking an ‘all babes plus me’ reenactment of the Delaware Crossing moment is in order. There will, of course, be a very ‘adult’ event conducted aboard our rowboat during the entire route across. Go, Inisfree.
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Best Hotels:
TBA
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Vegan Restaurants and Shops:
TBA
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Ancient Ruins:
TBA
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Historical:
more TBA
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Capital:
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