This land has such a reputation for luxury and babes that it even rivals California; I knew I had to look more into it and plan many returns.
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Table of Contents:
- Introduction
- Best Hotels
- Nicest Neighborhoods
- Vegan Restaurants and Shops
- Ancient Sites
- Other Sites
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Introduction:
My first trips to this state were during Phase 1, thus pretty damn awful. I only saw a handful of attractive girls in passing, and almost wanted to avoid this state entirely from then on. It was bad. Let’s just leave it at that.
Then a series of powerful hurricanes struck, and Phase 2 brought me right back, this time for cruises with far more babes far closer, and for free. I dealt with nothing terrible, and even felt like considering a brief relocation to somewhere near Miami. I’m already curious about successive trips to this dick-shaped land during the remainder of Phase 2, and especially for the untold wonders in store for Phase 3.
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Best Hotels:
Agua at Delano – Miami
Bellasera Hotel – Naples
Buena Vista Palace Hotel & Spa – Lake Buena Vista
Canyon Ranch – Miami
Casa Moderna Miami Hotel & Spa
Dream South Beach – Miami
Eau Palm Beach Resort and Spa – Manalapan
Florida Room at Delano – Miami
Fontainebleau Miami Beach
Gale South Beach – Miami Beach
Hammock Beach Resort – Palm Coast
Hilton Orlando Bonnet Creek
Hyatt Key West Resort and Spa
Il Lugano Hotel – Fort Lauderdale
King & Grove Tides – Miami Beach
LaPlaya Beach & Golf Resort – Naples
Mission Inn Resort & Club – Howey-in-the-Hills
Mondrian – Miami
Mondrian South Beach Condo Hotel – Miami Beach
Naples Bay Resort
Ritz, Miami Beach
Rose Bar at Delano – Miami
Saragossa Inn – Augustine
Shore Club – Miami
The Angler’s Boutique Resort – Miami
The Inn on Fifth – Naples
The Moorings Village & Spa – Islamorada
The Nest on Lake Weir – Ocklawaha
The Omphoy Ocean Resort – Palm Beach
The Peabody – Orlando
The Setai – Miami
The Shores Resort & Spa – Daytona Beach
The Standard – Miami
West South Beach
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Nicest Neighborhoods:
TBA
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Vegan Restaurants and Shops:
Barn Bites in the Hollywood Farmers Market
(said to have the best waffles-and-chicken)
images TBA
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Stephanie’s Vegan Bakery and Cafe
- vegan
- nice website; easy to navigate, good photos, many items
- 5 empanadas
- lots of desserts
- try all
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Ancient Sites:
TBA
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Other Sites:
- Indian River lagoon; for its bright blue bioluminescence at night
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gallery (until my photos of expeditions to this land are uploaded here, see this album)
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video