I never thought I’d be here, but it became the returning-point for me both times I flew to The States from the war.

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Phase 1
  2. Phase 2
  3. Phase 3
  4. First Stop
  5. Cape Arundel Inn – Kennebunkport
  6. Hawthorn Inn – Camden
  7. Nonantum Resort – Kennebunkport
  8. Stage Neck Inn – York
  9. The Grand Hotel – Kennebunkport
  10. The Inn at English Meadows
  11. York Harbor Inn

 

Phase 1:

My first trips to this state were layovers amongst a Company of fellow Marines during the wars of Phase 1.  We got to go outside the small airport a short distance and had snowball fights there while waiting on our return-flight to the Californian version of Iraq known as the Mojave Desert at and all around our base, Twentynine Palms MCAGCC.  I know little so far about Maine other than that it itself is known for great lobster.  Naturally, that will be the first thing I try whenever I return.

 

Phase 2:

Maine never did me wrong, so I’m willing to explore it during this, Phase 2.  Have recommendations for ancient ruins or other points of interest?  Send them my way and I’ll head back as soon as I can.

 

Phase 3:

The hottest girls of this state are likely waiting in Phase 3, but I’m guessing I’ll at least meet them during Phase 2.  Knowing how much better the successive phases and expeditions are and have always been, I’m semi-fine with that prospect.  If you are one them and reading this, let’s arrange for you to be my tour guide of the state.

 

First Stop:

Cape Arundel Inn – Kennebunkport:

Hawthorn Inn – Camden:

Nonantum Resort – Kennebunkport:

Stage Neck Inn – York:

The Grand Hotel – Kennebunkport:

The Inn at English Meadows:

York Harbor Inn: