Montana – Austin Bunton Designs

What a scenic and storied part of North America…

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Table of Contents:

Introduction
Phase 1
Phase 2
Phase 2
2012 Photos
2013 Photos
2014 Photos
2015 Photos
2016 Photos
Neat Shop
Overall
Megaliths
Updates

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Introduction:

This is the amazing Rocky Mountain wilderness where a lot of Inisfree’s history took shape; The Wolves was a black-operations unit based here, and they became responsible for acquiring a lot of what was needed to make the first prototypes of Inisfree’s core components, such as the city’s main supercomputer. I also restored and increased my health while living in this state, just as I’d foreseen and written about more than a decade before, going from nearly crippled upon arrival… to running marathons on top of mountain ranges, hiking barefoot even on snowy trails, and picking up entire trees. Montana was also the state where I tried skiing and hooky bobbing for the first time, and enjoyed my first orgy.

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Phase 1:

I evacuated here from Texas to recover from poisoning, medical malpractice, and corrupt cops and courts, ended up completing my first Master’s right before starting work in this state, and learned all about fishing, construction, lumberjack work, landscaping, irrigation, restaurant-ing, brewery functions, and sustainable agriculture. I helped put together several of the cabins and mansions here, along with their landscaping and sprinklers, gaining paid access in that way to the finest ski-resort communities of this hemisphere. After earning my Master Gardener certificate, I also helped a new friend start his farm from scratch (and learned my first few Romanian words in the process; his wife was from there, and looked so much like Inna). Montana really made me a mountain man, true to its name, though I of course still have a lot more to learn.

Finding out who the cult members across this state are, I somehow ended up as roommates with one for a while. (What a creepy bump in the road that was, but karma paid her back amply in the end, so all’s well that ends well!) There were even two women who claimed to be actual goddesses, and let me tell you something: they sure as shit weren’t; more like burnt-out former crack-whores with no sense of decency, organization, or self-control. Those crazies and cowards all made the few bad bosses I had up here seem completely tolerable, even normal, though two of them were actual ogres, one with a lazy eye, no less. The fighting-obsessed losers at some of the many bars in the bigger towns gave me my latest round of good reasons not to bother with such fugly-packed establishments. (I only ever saw one or two hot shorties, at the very most, go into them anyway.) But even though this state is like all the others during Phase 1; 1% useless hotties, 99% fugly intruders, and upsettingly menial labor the whole damn time, it is also the 4th largest state, but has fewer people in it than even itty-bitty Rhode Island; the retards are spread far and wide, and are very easy to ignore and avoid.

Beyond all that learning, there was a ton of good that Montana should instead be known for; my first vision quest and time living deep in the heart of a reservation and sacred land was here, the mountains are better, in my opinion, than even those of Colorado, and ‘Boze Angeles’ has gone from being a nearly-banned outpost-town to a world-class city with some of the best dining and medical care you could ever hope to find anywhere. You can’t go or look anywhere without finding a kickass pristine alpine trail and hidden lake. The air quality is so good that no one outside believes it. Wildlife here just roams around everywhere, not really bothering anyone other than the biggest assholes; you’ll even see packs of galloping wild horses moving gracefully over the rolling foothills and plains, their manes whipping in the Canadian breeze. A big, tall, former-Congressman, Crow Native who I was introduced to and befriended invited me to his reservation and the nearby lands for a free guided tour of where Custer made his last stand, and it was on that historic vista that I learned about the Sioux and other tribes just across the nearby borders with the Dakotas.

Babes are pretty common in Montana; I saw an elf girl model (tall, skinny, yet petite and Nina-like, unmistakably pureblood elven) at a Halloween party, a flawless Freyja-level Barbie in a dark-tan coat at a dessert shop, and others of her caliber walking and riding bicycles outside. Another elf, this one a redhead not unlike Taja, joined me for a mountain obstacle course, and tried to hit on me after getting herself tipsy; if only she had stayed sober and done that, I would have made love to her that very night. There were dozens of others, and I’ve done my best to remember and list them all, with hopes that they will return when the time is right, making their ICV batches that much easier to get prepared.

Threesomes, spare girlfriends, swinger wives, and fetish parties were arranged for me on the regular here, even though this state claims to be Republican, conservative, and traditionally prudish. I barely had to even get my own dick up, let alone actually ‘spit any game’; it was a very nice upgrade to the crapshoot interactions of the previous and fading phase. The fact that it happened before Phase 2 (when all the much better experiences started happening everywhere) says a lot about what is in store for me up here during this current and Phase 3.

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Phase 2:

No longer having to work to stay, or even really worry about rent, I helped a lifelong friend see Glacier National Park (GNP), got offers to attend survival and simple-shelter courses, cleared out and cancelled my storage units, and am now waiting to see when the flawless models I saw here during 1st phase feel ready to call me back. I remember how even groups of them showed up and walked right to me on the trailheads and farms, always wanting more and more interaction, even though I didn’t think I looked my best. My next lengthy round up here will be with the semi-compatible, not the clearly incompatible, and in the mansions, not just on and around them.

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Phase 3:

The Yellowstone Club, and all other ultra-rich communities, will become my ‘homes away from home’, always by invitation, even more specific and individual than before. Instead of all those girls and other things being arranged for me while I worked hard and worked out even harder, they’ll all be waiting for me at home, maintaining those new and expansive residences as often as is needed. I and they will then be the ones arranging the best ‘group events’ and other celebrations, never again having to deal with those of the small minds I fought my way through before.

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2012

Bob Marshall Wilderness:

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2013

Bozeman:

Bridger Ridge Run:

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2014

April: Walk to Crystal Mound:

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September:

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October:

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November: ‘M’ Trail:

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November:

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December: ‘M’ Trail:

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December:

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Montana Cuisine:

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Cupcake Specials:

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2015

January:

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February:

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April: ‘Indian Ridge’ Trail Hike

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April: ‘Storm Castle Peak’ Trail Hike

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May: ‘Bear Canyon’ Ski Slope Views

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May: ‘Lava Lake’ Trail Hikes

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June: ‘Hyalite’ Drive & ‘Palisade Falls’ Hike

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June: ‘The Yellowstone Club’ Introduction Tour

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July: Laser Laboratory

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July: Rainbow Lodge

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July: Yellowstone Drive & Hike

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July: ‘Memorial Falls’ Trail Hike

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July: Yellowstone Club driveway boulders statue

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July: ‘Lewis & Clark Caverns’ Trip

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August: Entering ‘The Yellowstone Club’

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August: ‘Black Bull’ Neighborhood

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August: ‘Grotto Falls’ Trail:

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August: Waterfall Cave Camping

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September: ‘The Yellowstone Club’ Giant Boulders Walls

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September: ‘Moonlight Basin’ Cabin

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October: ‘The Yellowstone Club’ Golf Course Masonry Work

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December: Building Cabin-mansions in Blizzards

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Neat Shop:

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Overall:

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Megaliths:

There are curiously shaped and stacked / fitted together boulders of distinct colors. Some who go there say that they resonate or ‘sing’ when tapped a certain way. Are they examples of pre-cataclysm technology at its finest? (simple, lasting through the Ages, not overly-complex, etc.)

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Updates:

Neighborhood Maps: