I never originally planned to explore here much, even though there is in this land at least one disclosed special military base that has become quite storied, but I ended up repeatedly in its most-famous city, treated to more and more exceptional training and girls.
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Table of Contents:
- Phase 1
- Phase 2
- Phase 3
- Marine Corps Ball at Las Vegas (Images Begin)
- Bungee Jump
- Battle Mountain and Other Signs
- During Triathlon Training in 2019
- Best Hotels
- Vegan Restaurants and Shops
- Ancient Ruins
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Phase 1:
My first military ball, bungee jump, and hotel suite with mirrors over and around the bed were all here. A high-school hottie took a break from her latest boy-toy to join me here, and we drank an entire tray of piña coladas in the hot tub together, ending up back in my suite where I passed out while trying to order room service. The chef lady on the other end of the casino hotel’s phone was chuckling as I struggled to pronounce cheeseburger without slurring. There were a few bumps along the way, such as her dumbass not bothering to check that her dress fit (she could barely breathe when in the damn thing, though I liked how it squeezed her tits and made her ready to strip the fuck out of it the instant we got back to our room), and some dickhead Sergeant tried to intimidate me out of walking around the hotel and other Marines in nothing but a towel and that tray full of alcohol all for me and my fuckbuddy. Overall, though, I think this was a great experience. Two fighter-jets even buzzed my bungee-jump tower the moment before I was signaled to jump, which I did with a huge smile and arms all the way wide open. Good times.
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Phase 2:
I’ll return for the military bases, laboratories, and secret towns; Nellis and all its annexes is a good place to start. Downtown Vegas no longer really appeals to me (excepting, perhaps, the interior of the Luxor pyramid), unless only its finest surround me and serve as a buffer to all the stinky fugly fakes. If the Bunny Ranch is all it’s cracked up to be, I’ll try that, too, but I’m guessing it’s just more of the cosmetic-overload old-bag Vegas trash masquerading as decent and outrageously-overpriced ass. I also don’t want to hear about anymore dystopian, post-apocalyptic, zombie-tainted ideas or movie events centered on this little scorching center of sin; that shit is lame, overdone, and gross, to say the least.
Update: I got invited back for some triathlon training, and used my time after those daily training sessions to further-scout “The Strip”, this time spotting a dozen or so flawless hotties who were apparently “pinging” me; making sure I saw how well they had sculpted, positioned, and presented themselves.
Update 2: After noting evidence of extensive time-travel (restaurants and other shops whose owners said they had opened within a year or even just a month, even though I’d been to them ~6 years before), I ended up getting tons of final ideas and updates completed while back here yet again. While back here, I found even further evidence of time-travel; restaurants I tried more than half a decade ago… claiming they didn’t exist until a year or so ago. How neat.
Most of the people, like all places I have been so far, have proven revolting, all but useless, and downright evil, but that still has the now-familiar “leavening agent” effect, ensuring and accelerating my work/progress.
- One more possible hint of time travel: In 2018 at this campsite one night, I noticed a few dim pink lights behind a bush. I walked over to see what it was, and found a pet tombstone (for a small female dog named “Zoom-zoom”, with 2 angel-wings dog figurines, a few booze bottles, a spheroid brown and black bowl, a little pile of local orange-brown rocks, etc.) with fake flowers (some white, some pink, some another color of pink, translucent) that had solar-charged LEDs in them.
Just a moment ago, I re-noticed it during daylight. I didn’t remember it at first, so I walked over to see what it was. That jogged my memory of finding it in the dark years ago. The date engraved in the stone says 2017-2021 (with actual dates, though only the years are important in this note/case); it wouldn’t have been there in 2018, thus, unless it is part of an ongoing elaborate multi-state hoax/prank, suggests I really did travel forward multiple years in time, skipping ahead and then back.))
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Phase 3:
Befriending the best babes of the secret city/ies out in this state, and joining them for sight-seeing flights back to where they come from, is high on my list of things to do for the coming phase –pun not intended. The typical humans stationed out here report finding the visitors’ sightings to be quite unnerving, and their reflexes alarmingly fast, so I’ll certainly feel star-struck and deeply in love. They protect their great offspring without hesitation, not caring in the slightest for any lowly humans who dare to cross any of them; that’s my kind of people, and exactly the kind of thing I’ve been doing with my own great children. Make contact soon, awesome desert visitors out here. I’m waiting for you. I know your brave women have been venturing into Vegas and the other cities of this state, shopping like the rest of us, looking so similar, although of course much, much, much more beautiful. Don’t make me wait any longer to enjoy your angelic company. I’ve missed you all my life.
Update: All the bases here are now technically mine, and all the flawless otherworldly (literally) babes who use them like interplanetary airports will be serving as my tour guides there.
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Marine Corps Ball at Las Vegas:
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Bungee Jump:
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Battle Mountain and Other Signs:
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During Triathlon Training in 2019:
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Best Hotels
Aria Resort & Casino – Las Vegas:
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Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas:
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Elara Luxury Hotel – Las Vegas:
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Golden Nugget – Las Vegas:
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Hyatt Regency – Lake Tahoe:
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Luxury Suites at The Signature – Las Vegas:
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MGM Grand Hotel and Casino – Las Vegas:
- Skylofts: ~$1,000/night
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Palms Casino Resort – Las Vegas:
- Empathy Suite: 2-story, $100,000/night –ugly, but the most expensive, thus my bare-minimum anytime this city wants me to visit and spare it
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Palms Place Hotel and Spa – Las Vegas:
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Peppermill Resort Spa Casino – Reno:
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Platinum Hotel and Spa – Las Vegas:
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The Palazzo Resort Hotel Casino – Las Vegas:
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The Signature at MGM Grand – Las Vegas:
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Vdara Hotel and Spa – Las Vegas:
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Vegan Restaurants and Shops
(or, at least, those with good vegan options)
*During ~2016 and 2023, this area was extensively scouted, and unfortunately its pollution and population were both so horrible that it made vegan tourism here next to pointless. That said, the following restaurants did at least have decent menu items worth learning how to make somewhere else.
- vegan
- website looks well-made, good that they have nutrition and allergen pop-ups
- needs to post ingredients
- delicious
- good portions
- great salads –surprisingly good (not perfect, but good)
- unfortunately had fatfucks and mask-tards
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- not vegan
- need nice clothes
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- not vegan
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- not vegan
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- not vegan, but MANY vegan items
- clean, simple, easy-to-read website menu
- nevermind; “LGBTQ” as a sandwich name – boycotting this degenerate shithole
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Captain Vegan, at Bruce Trent Farmers Market – main site here
- vegan
- seasonal, not active since 1 Nov 2023
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- not vegan
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- vegan
- ingredients listed
- more than a restaurant
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Chef Kenny’s Asian Vegan Restaurant
- vegan
- needs to post ingredients
- nice interior, big menu, familiar flavor combos, good portions
- “egg”/yellow tarts need a thicker-consistency custard
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- not vegan
- vegan section on menu
- delicious vegan tacos
- okay location; in/near Anthem
- memory refresh; probably tried it ~2018 January (time-travel to 2024 January?), then had same tacos and croissants in actual-2024 January
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- permanently closed
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Crossroads Kitchen – for vegan breakfast buffet
- vegan
- tasting-menus only; ##-###
- vegan Thanksgiving menu
- beautiful website/images, MANY items
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Daikon Vegan Sushi – menu here
- vegan
- decent website, great/excellent top-down photos
- unique/new names and recipes
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- not vegan
- website somewhat difficult/annoying to navigate, but good photos
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Divine Dosa & Biriyani – The Lassi Bar
- not vegan
- halal; as evil as it gets
- should be incarcerated or deported (or worse) for calling such pure monstrous evil “divine”
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Down 2 Earth Plant Based Cuisine DTLV
- vegan
- decent website with videos/clips
- 2nd floor of cool outdoor mall section
- broccoli pizza was barely burnt and left an aftertaste, but overall good; presentation, size, etc.
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- vegan
- no sign outside
- kiosk inside; touchscreen ordering
- I had “kick’n chik’n” both in 2017 and 2023, and it was good but I’d prefer better lettuce.
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Edo Gastro Tapas & Wine
(said to have the best vegan tasting menu)
- not vegan
- easy-to-find vegan menu section, but small; few items
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- not vegan, very few vegan options
- decent website, vegan items distinctly marked with a little icon/symbol contrasted against the black BG
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- not vegan, but decent amount of vegan options
- decent website, easy-to-find vegan tab/section
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- vegan
- somewhat-small menu but all good
- 100 for the breakfast muffin and cheese tots
- try all
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Good Morning Kitchen and Cocktail Bar
- not vegan, but good-size vegan section
- easy-to-navigate website
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- not vegan
- website difficult to navigate
- need nice clothes
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Govinda’s Vegan/Vegetarian Cafe (and temple)
- India cuisine
- gated parking
- peaceful atmosphere
- ~half vegan
- helpful staff
- few tables
- courtyard breezeway
- 2024 memory refresh from ~2017
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- vegan
- big menu, all delicious
- gorgeous interior
- nice location
- sweet hostess; good vibe; kind, polite, presentable, etc.
- A+ all around, and best in whole city/area so far
- return to try all
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- not vegan
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- not vegan
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- not vegan
- $$$
- need nice clothes
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- not vegan
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Lu’s Vegan Tamales
- not listed anymore – closed?
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Lucille’s Smokehouse Bar-B-Que
- not vegan
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- not vegan
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- not vegan
- in a casino
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- not vegan
- decent website, good photos
- vegan section easy to find, decent size
- cool interior
- fun rock music
- sexy tanktops showing ample cleavage
- an almost-Ambi was the one/first to play hostess
- to-go boxes are cleverly triangular like a nacho chip
- food so bad I didn’t want more than the first bite
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- vegan
- big menu –and it WOULD be fantastic if not for the inappropriate flag and out-of-shape staff; extract menu for production elsewhere
- drive-through
- staff so disgusting, I almost could not eat what I ordered, even though my order looked and tasted good
- evil homosexuality-supporting flag hung on drive-through window shelf; insane, repulsive, degenerate, nothing to do with veganism, extremely disappointing and bizarre
- sketchy location
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- not vegan
- good website, decent photos
- unique and world-class forms/presentations (like in the finest restaurants)
- tried a dozen or more – too creamy and rich/sweet for me, but world-class appearance/coloring/shaping
- very nice and informative lady working there, great at upselling
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- vegan
- huge menu
- delicious, outstanding
- nice staff; opened door for me on way in and out
- sketchy location
- still, return and try more
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- vegan
- no website (other than social media)
- some so overweight they look like they are going to explode
- death-cult paraphernalia in some photos
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- not vegan
- $$$$
- nice presentations
- need nice clothes
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- 100 for the salad and ketchup
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- vegan
- small but great menu
- easy-to-navigate website
- only open a couple days a week, pickup mostly
- great portions, presentations, packaging, textures, flavor combinations
- can hardly tell it’s vegan
- friendly staff
- try all
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- vegan
- no website
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- not vegan
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Slice of Vegas Pizza Kitchen & Bar
- not vegan
- simple easy-to-read website with distinct (small) vegan section
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- vegan
- easy-to-navigate website with photos
- lists some/basic ingredients
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- vegan
- easy-to-navigate website, lists ingredients
- desserts only
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- vegan
- possibly walked in during ~2016
- sketchy area, inside outer corner of mall by shady parking garage
- website down
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- not vegan – but maybe worth a try due to some vegan items
- beautiful website and menus
- locations around the world
- creative menu items
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- vegan
- big menu
- delicious
- multiple locations
- cool/trendy interior
- Thanksgiving big-orders menu (tamales by the dozen, etc.)
- best vegan cheese I have ever tasted; on their crunchwrap (perfect color, texture, gooiness, flavor, etc.)
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- some vegan, decent
- vegan menu section
- 2024 mem refresh of ~2017
- great wall-art
- delicious
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- mostly vegan
- easy-to-navigate website, good photos
- pickup only (online business)
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- vegan
- big menu
- app
- gorgeous interior
- well-dressed (black t-shirts) staff –even an almost-Ambi from bar to podium/front
- delicious “Bobbie” sandwich and popcorn “chicken”
- try all
- sketchy location
- A+ overall, and 2nd only to Graze Kitchen due to location
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- not vegan
- showy/colorful website
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The Vegan God / The Real Vegan God
- vegan
- homemade
- great flavors
- changing menu; chef level
- occasionally travels to cook in other parts of the country
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- not vegan, but can veganize (standard practice)
- desserts only
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True Food Kitchen – The Forum Shops at Caesars
- not vegan, but MANY vegan items
- gorgeous website
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- vegan
- big menu, try all – including many interesting drinks
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Vegas Vegan Culinary School and Eatery
- vegan
- good menu – try “lobster” (hearts of palm) roll, etc.
- big/catering size options
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- vegan
- some unique items/concepts, such as the half-pizza half-calzone
- questionable menu photographs
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Vegas Vegan Provisions
- many menu items
- farmers market table
- no store or website
- tried the pig-in-blanket in 2017~ and both then and now thought it tasted curiously nonvegan
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- permanently closed
- looked beautiful
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VeggiEAT (in Henderson)
- vegan
- nice interior
- outstanding pho
- stunning, exotic, kajira-quality, young woman guest/patron exiting with elven guy as I was paying
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- for burgers, hotdogs, etc.
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- not vegan
- beautiful easy-to-navigate all-pictures grid website
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- not vegan, but you can have them veganize any pizza (normal practice, listed on their menu)
- branding their burger buns as a gimmick – looks cool
for the “vegan smash burger”
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Ancient Ruins
- Anasazi cliff-dwellings and non-cliff sites; Mesa Verde, The Lost City, Valley of Fire, etc.
- “Area 51” –because it was probably built atop a known/found/tested ruin which naturally helps amplify mind-energy, thereby better-manifesting hopes/dreams
- Lovelock cave’s giants bones/remains
- “nuclear test range” west of Groom Lake –because it, too, was probably atop an ancient and still-powerful megastructure which manifests things, or at least amplifies who/what one already is (thus bad people exploding; “going nuclear” here, and thus my dream of feeling comfortable in a big orange glowy sphere of light I was gracefully floating straight back down to the sandy ground in)
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