New Jersey

This was an unpleasant realm for me, and one I hope my environmentalist force will soon be able to finish cleaning up once and for all.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Phase 1
  2. Phase 2
  3. Phase 3
  4. Initial (Images Begin)
  5. Best Hotels
  6. Nicest Neighborhoods
  7. Vegan Restaurants and Shops
  8. Ancient Ruins
  9. Other Sites

 

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Phase 1:

‘Industrial wasteland’ is a good way of describing this orange-skin overrun shit-hole of a state.  (Are they Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka’s factory or something?  What’s with the orange skin?  Spray-on tans are so retarded for people who are already in possession of a dark and even complexion.)  Everyone hates and dreads the only toll-road here, and the population probably has about the same amount of cancer as the ogre retards in and around Houston.  The one family I met here was a nice and understanding Muslim one, and they gave me a great tour of their city, as well as New York City right across the bay.  The father even offered me a cigar, and showed me his keepsakes from Iraq, such as the flak-jacket, helmet, and other armor he’d been issued while serving as one of the life-saving interpreters my own teams had always made sure to attach to our squads and convoys.  If things had worked out a little differently between his criminally-insane daughter and I, we might be counting each other as extended family to this day.

 

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Phase 2:

Avoiding this state due to that chick, and of course because it allowed for the spawning of the members of Jersey Shore, I have spared myself a lot of asthma and cancer, not to mention tolls and other stressors.  I hear there are nice beaches and amusement parks here (whatever hasn’t been destroyed by the lovely climate-change storms), but I just can’t be bothered to risk another less-than-enjoyable return.  I might do a little further orienting and business here someday this phase, but it is not probable.

 

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Phase 3:

I’d like to return only to sweep the coast and state clean, and might make it one of the top places I examine personally during the global clean-up campaign that has been drafted and staged.  I could see acquiring a few thousand kajirae candidates here, too –all before they trash their bodies by college age, of course.  There might even be some sense in salvaging materials from the many sprawling plants, refineries, and other town-sized facilities that blanket this part of the country.

 

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Initial:

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Best Hotels

Revel – Atlantic City:

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The Bernards Inn – Bernardsville:

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more TBA…

 

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Nicest Neighborhoods:

 

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Vegan Restaurants and Shops:

more TBA…

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Ancient Ruins:

 

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Other Sites:

 

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