Yet another place I never planned on checking out much at all, I found out it had a priceless wealth all its own; the play-by of my beloved top-wife was born and raised here, resulting in so many vision-helping/boosting/supercharging images and other spells that real-Ambi turned out a bajillion times hotter, perfect as can be..

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Phase 1
  2. Phase 2
  3. Phase 3
  4. Best Hotels
  5. Nicest Neighborhoods
  6. Vegan Restaurants and Shops
  7. Ancient Ruins
  8. Other Sites
  9. Avoid

 

Phase 1:

In Phase 1, I drove through this state without really stopping to experience any of it; I was in a rush, and hadn’t heard anything, one way or the other, about the area.  That was a mistake.  I will explain why:  Megan Fox is from here.

 

Phase 2:

It’s Phase 2 now (2013-2025 A.D., give or take), which means babes and offers everywhere, free lodging, longer stays, and all the works.  I really should go back here and see how many of the newer Megan Fox equivalents migrate my way.  If it’s anything like all the other places I’ve been during Phase 2, it’ll be a wonderfully compatible fuckfest served up on multiple silver platters.

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2024 October 6 Sunday update:  hurricane Helene is doing excellent softening-blows and cleanup work in this state

 

Phase 3:

Phase 3?  I’ll probably be offered up a few dozen hands in marriage, and exclusive tours of the most successful factories and other facilities here.  Oak Ridge comes to mind.  I’m guessing there is a lot of stuff literally underground here, too.

 

Best Hotels:

Four Seasons, Nashville

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Nicest Neighborhoods:

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Vegan Restaurants and Shops:

Antioch:

  • Vegelicious, LLC

Chattanooga:

  • Real Roots Cafe
  • Sluggo’s

Clarksville:

  • 10th & Madison

Cordova:

  • The Vegan Goddess, LLC

Memphis:

  • Bala’s Bistro
  • Imagine Vegan Cafe
  • Plant Based Heat

Nashville:

  • AVO
  • Deep Sea Vegan
  • Graze
  • Lucky Vegan
  • Radical Rabbit
  • Succulent Vegan Tacos
  • Sunflower Cafe
  • The BE Hive Deli & Market
  • The Southern V (and what a great pussy-pun!)
  • Trippy’s Plant Based Diner
  • Vegelicious, LLC

 

Ancient Ruins:

  • the remains of the cities of the Nahullo; white giants –said to be richer than any Whites today, and who wrestled North America from an even taller and more-ancient race
  • mines of the Starnake giants –which are also all across North America

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Other Sites:

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Avoid:

  • Erwin; severe damage/modifications from hurricane Helene

 

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