Brews

These are mixtures one can consume by drinking.  We only include the healthy ones.  This is Inisfree.

 

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Table of Contents:

1. Vocabulary
2. What They Do
3. What They Do Not
4. Ciders
5. Cum & Cum-accented
6. Dairy-free Milks
7. Dessert Drinks
8. Juices
9. Smoothies
10. Teas
11. Waters
12. Beverage Culture of the Inisfreeans

 

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Vocabulary:

 

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What They Do:

Our drinks do not just refresh or re-hydrate, but also increase maximum health, as well as one’s potential to project energy (which humans consider to be mana/magic).  Some of our drinks also grant temporary additional abilities (such as sensory-perception not possible with just the five human means / sense-organs; eyes, ears, tongue, nose, and skin), enhanced senses, and so on.  If you are feeling weary or ill, our drinks have just what you need to get you right back to normal –and far beyond.

 

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What They Do Not:

None of the drinks/brews offered in Inisfree have toxins in them, thus none are intoxicating.  None are designed to overload or alter your system in any bad way at all.  None will leave you hungover or otherwise feeling bad/strange the next day.

We do not make, offer, or allow any alcohols, coffees, “energy drinks”, sugary “sports drinks”, or anything with caffeine.  Those drinks have all proven very unhealthy, if not downright criminal.  None were ‘scented to our palate’ anyway.

 

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Ciders:

We use these in place of champagne.

1. apple
2. apple, spiced
3. apple-peach
4. apple-pear
5. apple-pomegranate
6. apple-raspberry
7. apple-wildberry
8. fruit/mixed
9. pear
10. sparkling (option for any of those listed above)

More non-alcoholic ciders can be found here.

 

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Cum & Cum-accented:

These drinks are for all the ladies in our realm.  They have many nicknames, such as “man milk”, “cock milk”, “ball juice”, “cream of the crop”, and “cock syrup”.

1. alien
2. beast, such as horse
3. custom/blend/mix
4. flavored/infused
5. human
6. synthetic

All our bars, ‘filling stations’, and dining establishments have them available for female guests/patrons.  They can be served fresh, chilled, or gently warmed to body-temperature, and diluted or thickened to the consistency preferred by each lady.

Yes, you can find this full variety of cum in containers of all sizes in our grocery store/s.  Whether she wants just one 6-fluid-ounce pouch (Capri Sun size) or ‘a handle’ (59.2 fl.oz. in a jug/bottle), we have those and all other sizes of beverage containers in between.  *The world-record for a woman ingesting semen before having to have some of it pumped back out was 1.7 pints (27.2 fl.oz.), so if you are a horny lady intending to pick up one of our ‘handles’ of cum at the local Inisfreean store, be sure to save half for tomorrow or share it with a girlfriend.  (For nymphs and others with infinite sexual appetites, pun not intended, this recommendation need not apply.)

 

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Dairy-free Milks:

These are for pairing with cereals and so on.

1. almond
2. Brazil-nut
3. cashew
4. coconut
5. flax
6. hemp
7. macadamia-nut
8. oat
9. pea
10. rice
11. soy

We use those milks as ideal alternatives in all recipes humans wrote that called for regular/dairy milk.  There is no dairy in Inisfree, or aboard any of our deployed ships; no milk, no cheese, no cream, etc.

 

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Dessert Drinks:

1. chai (dairy-free)
2. floats (dairy-free), such as sparkling-strawberry
3. hot cocoa/chocolate, with cinnamon rolls and marshmallows (the safe/healthier kind) available
4. milkshakes (dairy-free)
5. mocktails (non-alcoholic cocktails), such as cranberry-orange
6. piña colada (‘virgin’)
7. punch, such as spiced-pumpkin
8. slushies/frostees/icees

Many more drink recipe/image/presentation examples can be found on this Pinterest page.

 

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Juices:

1. apple
2. cran-apple
3. grape
4. grapefruit (red)
5. lemon
6. lime
7. orange
8. pineapple
9. tomato

A list of all juices is here.

 

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Smoothies:

These are sometimes known as ‘meal replacements’.

1. banana-based
2. berry-based
3. cake-based
4. milk-based (dairy-free)
5. vegetable-based

Hundreds of possible ingredient combinations are explained here.

 

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Teas:

1. black
2. green
3. herbal
4. oolong
5. white

An example of our tea varieties can be found here.

 

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Waters:

1. alkaline
2. artesian/well
3. flavored/infused (mono-atomic copper, silver, and gold are some of the infusions, their particles are so small that the water still appears clear (not yellowish or tea-brown, as is often the case with larger particles resulting from sloppier/human infusions), and these drinks are kept in EM-proof containers instead of refrigerators)
4. plain/regular
5. mineral/sparkling
6. spring/fresh

Alkaline natural-spring/tributary water is the go-to source of refreshment/re-hydration for most people in Inisfree, and they drink it right from our mountain streams.

 

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Beverage Culture of the Inisfreeans:

Inisfreean girls prefer anything they are drinking to have cum in it.  You’ll always see them asking for nearby guys to jack off into any cup or bottle the Inisfreean girl may be holding, or for girls who just got cummed in to let some of that cum drip/fall out into the Inisfreean girl’s cup/bottle.  They also prefer to drink in sexual ways, such as from dildo-headed/tipped drink-dispensers/hoses at the bars, or out of condoms (used or not), or out of pussies (felching).

What’s more?  Any sexy females nearby are also always welcome to swap with them; the Inisfreean girls will help them drink what they pour (let drip/drool) out of their mouths, then suck and lick it back and forth until both/all girls are satisfied and ready to swallow.  They’ll usually pussy-lick, finger-blast, and/or fuck (and get guys and animatronics to cum inside) any female guests of Inisfree intending to drink during socialization, too.  This is Inisfree.

 

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