I’ve been called a lot of things over the decades. Here are the ones that come to mind:
- Austin Scott Bunton
- Auz
- Auzdein
- Auzdein von Himmler
- Auzdein von Schäfer
- Auzzy
- Azarel
- Boon-ton
- Greg Sherman
- Inisfree Incarnate
- Jesus v2.0
- Johnathan Bravo / J.B.
- NNPMM (a joke nickname from officer training back in ’01)
- Naberius
- Old Testament Auz
- Oz
- Ozzy
- Ozzy Hell-scream
- Task Force Auz
- The Walking Boner
- The Walking Capital
- (and another 50; common foreign names list for Agent Sherman during the Syria ops)
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Details About Some:
- Austin Scott Bunton (how I appear when blending in): American Infantry Marine, instructor, and I.T. professional from the east (and later south), 5’8″ & ~170 lbs. (fit but barely toned, not yet bulky-muscular, and naturally pale), starting out with various short hairstyles, no facial hair, no tattoos, and a maturing voice with a wide range of notes, taking random jobs during virtually chaotic travels and relocations; powers include calming presence, expert marksmanship, genius intellect, grit, a musical ear’ (able to detect and mimic subtle elements and very minute changes within voices and songs), rapid typing, stamina, and several other relatively normal ones
- Ozzy Hell-scream (how I appear when performing): touring rock-band lead-singer and heavy partier from the west; 5’9″ & ~180 lbs. (moderately toned and slightly tanned), ‘wizard hair’ and beard in progress (long goatee at this stage), stage costumes & makeup (like that of K.I.S.S. or Rammstein), and sigil tattoos (the names of demons in their own ancient angelic language); powers include commanding presence, crowd control (firing up), memorization of complex stage performances, a respectable command of a few musical instruments, a tireless powerful singing voice (thanks to extensive choir rehearsals and practice yelling over instructors and gunfire in the Marine Corps), and the strength and libido of more than a few men
- Greg Sherman (how I appear when managing covert teams): American covert operative and PMC founder from the north; 5’10” & ~190 lbs. (toned and tanned), short ‘clean-cut’ commoner haircut (and sometimes a 5-o’clock shadow), no tattoos, with 50 other known aliases, all based on the most common names of the 50 regions of the world he operated in the most, and doing work involving armed robbery, espionage, infiltration, smuggling, and illegal R+D; powers are on par with those of the Kidon Mossad (or any intelligence/military special operations), thus are exceptional but not borderline superhuman, and include the strength and libido of several men
- Auzdein von Schäfer (how I appear when on public expeditions and other projects): German-American technology pioneer from near the South Pole, 5’11” & ~200 lbs. (more toned and slightly-darker surfer-tanned), with bushy ‘bed-head’ shoulder-length surfer’s hairdo sometimes tied back, a moderately-thick beard kept dark but neatly short (hugging his jawline), no tattoos visible under normal business clothing, working as a researcher and expedition leader, as well as helping other talented scientists and expanding the collective wisdom of various PhD fields; powers include a shrewd corporate business sense, technopathy (thus virtually instant full awareness of languages, medical practices, networks, secrets, and subjects), and the strength and libido of a dozen men
- God of Inisfree (how I appear at home and amongst compatible goddesses): Mjolnir-wielding half-nymph (nature spirit, masculine form) progenitor of an entirely new race and empire of humanoids anchored in another (and custom) dimension, 6’0″ & ~210 lbs. (perfectly toned and tanned; ‘the body of a god’), with ‘mermaid hair’ (long, cascading, and naturally slightly curly), a slightly longer thicker beard, various tattoos (including some above the collar and on the first sections of his fingers; ‘knuckle tats’), couture robes and cape, and a voice like pleasant, muffled, rolling thunder; powers include agelessness, atmokinesis, invulnerability, magic immunity, perception through all lies, super-human arousal of others, summoning members of all the other races from any realm, surviving comfortably in any realm, telepathy (and instant mind-interfacing), telekinetic flight, teleportation, an unbelievable libido, the strength of Superman, and many other powers
- Jonathan Bravo (how I appear when assisting the Secret Space Program): Colonial Space Marine, 6’1″ & ~220 lbs. (body-builder physique and only lightly tanned again; lots of time aboard ships and in Space armor), with a ‘high & tight’ haircut, military tattoos, and a booming Drill Instructor’s voice; powers are borderline superhuman, and include extreme luck and conditioning for the vacuum of Space (similar to how Tibetan monks survive in temperatures and at altitudes which could permanently wound or kill virtually all other people), coming in part from the training that resulted from humanity learning how to deal with threats such as Xenomorphs for more than a century at this point
- Auzdein von Himmler (how I appear around Dark Fleet personnel and those who appreciate German roots): resurrected German pure-blood Ahnenerbe legend, 6’2″ & ~230 lbs. of sculpted physique, with ‘wizard hair’ neatly combed straight in the Elven male style, sometimes with one or two thin braids tucked back, a full and masterfully groomed Leonidas beard, and often sporting Thor-like armor and related outfits, but no cape or Mjolnir; powers include just about anything he can dream up (similarly to how Jean Grey “Phoenix” uses her mental powers)
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My Progression:
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