Family Across the Stars,
Like any massive ship built in dry-dock, ours take a lot of design time and technical knowhow to completely assemble. When all their parts come together into the envisioned whole, it is a sight and feeling to behold, definitely worthy of the kind of commissioning ceremonies only the best and biggest ships get to enjoy. In this message to all of my fellow WGI coworkers, I’ll tell you all about our special process of commissioning and celebrating our city’s own spaceships.
ICVs, as you know, now only take seconds to 3D-print, installed personalities and ICV-Net collective-consciousness testing included. Larger Inisfreean creations, such as the vehicles ICVs use (Fire Tanks, police Tumblers, Sotu hover shuttles, etc.) can take a few minutes to form, solidify, and come online. As we move up in size, we find that MPHAs can take several minutes. Inisfreean Dropships can take an hour. The ColonyPods that our Dropships fit into can take hours. The WarShips that our ColonyPods fit into can take a day. Our Moon-Sized Battle-Stations (MSBS) can take a week, even with constant formation/3D-printing like all the rest. Our Planet-Sized Battle-Stations (PSBS) will likely take a month or longer, and our planned Star-Sized Battle-Station may take as much as a full Earth-year to print or form into physical operational being. That’s not a lot of time, considering the size and capabilities of these ships and other computerized creations of ours. The time spent isn’t what we’re ceremoniously recognizing when we commission them, though.
Inisfree’s central mountain is where our city’s largest underground ships-factory and hangar is. Previously informally called ‘the Main Womb’, it is where the first of our ColonyPods were test-printed and hovered. Originally taking months, and begun as soon as this cavernous cylindrical hollow in the heart of our central mountain was ready, we have since refined the process to the impressive point today where the same ships can form in much less time; just hours now means we have cut the previous time constraints down to less than 1/2,000th of what it was. In short, this facility, and the ships we were able to create inside it, meant that it would be possible for us to produce, house, fuel, and service all the vehicles and personnel we knew we’d need for the global clean-up projects (which are what WGI’s progenitor-company; SED-Corps, was all about).
Bugs we worked out of this process include those affecting which ColonyPod structural sections and internal components can form simultaneously, which can provide residual heating or cooling effects by proximity or channeled airflows to agreeably influence the formation and solidification of others, and how many portions of each ColonyPod’s formation can be designed to naturally protect their precursors and successors. The result is that almost every step of the process is now designed and tested to double as a failsafe and physical pause mechanism, such that if anything goes wrong with the formation of a given part, its surroundings, and the steps immediately following it, are such that the error will not delay or otherwise adversely affect the formation and completion of the rest of the ship. In some cases, even the near or total solidification of a previous adjacent component is such that it will prevent all of the errors in formation which occurred during previous prototype and trial formations/3D-prints. In other words, we no longer see the ‘bugs’ of excess material in the form of hardening molten-plastic or molten-metal tabs, and any unwanted bumps or other deformities we do occasionally detect… gets rapidly smoothed out by the rest of the ship due to how its pieces hold certain temperatures, and how very precise signals can be passed surgically into any part of our ships, utilizing the Hutchison Effect.
THAT is what we are ceremoniously recognizing; the completion of all that hard scientific and engineering work, culminating in, and represented by, each and every Inisfreean starship our facilities here crank out. Time to commission the finished products; we head with our WGI teams down into the underground facilities in which they are printed (otherwise known as ‘grown’ –groan-pun not intended). Our city’s main computer; one of many A.I.s we have harmonized with, is part of the celebrating crowd.
We commission our ships not by breaking a bottle full of alcohol on their exteriors, but by making polyamory love in their interiors, then sexily pinning each other to their exteriors for further public polyamory displays of affection. Inisfree’s main computer participates in this in two ways; first, it automatically records everything from both the sense organs of the participating ICVs along with those of the non-ICVs (which it accesses non-invasively via our HAN v2.0 and By-mind omni-interfacing techniques, and secondly by orchestrating the fluid group movements of all those same participating ICVs. In other words, our city’s main computer coordinates the ICVs helping us to celebrate our newly-commissioned spaceships, ensuring that they all move as one, so to speak, never bumping into one another or otherwise doing anything ungraceful or unsexy, and keeps perfect track of the whole affair –in case any of us want to enjoy an instant or later replay, such as during our evening R&R porn marathons to satiate and unwind. Once everyone has had their fill of partners and turns, the commissioning of the ship we were having that orgy next to is complete. We just leave our cum all over it, same as a human would some glass and sudsy wine.
Finally, in keeping with the highest standards and traditions of Inisfree and its compatible peoples, we also christened the vast miles-tall hangar the commissioned ships were formed in, itself. It had already been commissioned upon its creation months prior to the start of the partial test-forming and follow-on full construction of these newly-commissioned ships, but it was time to, in our Inisfreean Way, recognize its most important milestone and final stage. Almost every ICV and non-ICV in Inisfree at the time joined in a giant orgy for the record-books in this ‘Main Womb’; it was a sea of writhing orgasmic bodies unlike any the world had ever known before.
All Inisfreean ships, vehicles, and other creations here will be commissioned and christened in the same way. Yes, that means we’ll always have several people complete their commissionings with our standard ceremony of orgy-level polyamorist love. Why destroy a well-made bottle, and spill a toxin and depressant all over something grand, when you can instead touch it with the purest, wildest, most desirable love? Our way is much better, you see, and gets each and every ship of ours off on the right start, energy- and mentality-wise.
Having the ability to manufacture and field our own ships means that WGI can immediately be an international, overseas, and even off-world power; we can get the products of WGI’s subsidiaries anywhere they need to go, outmaneuvering and outsmarting all the other navies. Having the most enjoyable and meaningful commissioning ceremonies of these ships also means that WGI is the most entertaining, fulfilling, and stimulating business entity to work for; we’ll always have the best and brightest lining up to apply for our job postings, keeping these spaceships and other creations of ours fully staffed, serviced, and filled. WGI knows what to make and how, as well as the best possible way to involve people in fielding it.
Another thing to keep in mind is that all ships made in Inisfree are fielding weapons and other technology developed by our corporation, WGI, and that each ship built, and every float and training flight our ships go on, brings us that many more steps closer to developing the good and healing equivalents of monster ships of the past, such as the Death Star. WGI is already designing and preparing to prototype alternatives such as the Life Star (that SSBS whose print-duration was mentioned above), whose energy beams and other devices will restore destroyed planets, re-evolve fallen races such as the Demons and Humans, and so on. Stay tuned. The future, thanks to our corporation, is a bright one –energy-beam pun not intended.
Now you see why our commissioning ceremonies are such full-bodied and special ones.
To paradise and beyond,
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