8 July 2018

Family Across the Stars,

WGI team, it is with a happy heart that I announce the new members of my family, brought to us by the beautiful body of our city’s High-queen, Ambi. She gave birth to quadruplets today near where we live (woh; I know, right?), and has since recovered masterfully. Our four children’s names are Adaline, Ethan, Neveah, and Auz II.

All four have our features; they look like younger and more attractive versions of myself, with combinations of black or brown hair with blue or brown eyes. Our twin girls weighed in at 7 lbs., and our twin boys at 8. They formed perfectly in the womb, and are enjoying their first nap.

How we chose their names: Ambi and I sat down one night and thought up several names a piece, then talked about what they made us think of, settling on our mutual favorites. Adaline is in honor of one of my dearest friends from New York City, Adeline Reese. Ethan is an ancient name meaning ‘firm, strong, and long-lived’. Neveah is lovely-sounding to us, and similar to a reverse-spelling of Heaven. I thought ‘Auz, the second’ sounded a little funny, but it has since grown on me, and I wonder what he will grow up to become.

Their mother and I are raising them outside of Inisfree, as per Inisfreean custom, and because we both sensed it would be wise to give them normal childhoods, letting them develop in their own ways before revealing to them the fact that a place like Inisfree exists. We will be normal, good parents to them, and will teach them all about our secret home when the time is right. Life outside Inisfree has a way of helping those who experience it be humble and balanced, and that is what we want for them.

Because I count you all as family, not just my employees, I wanted you to know. Also, don’t worry about me being distracted from my work as your CEO of CEOs; Ambi and I have plenty of help caring for our four little ones, and I’ve made sure I’ll continue to get the prescribed amount of sleep. If you want to know more, I’ll see you in the office.

To paradise and beyond,

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