We have this night club inside our drive-through cathedral.

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Theme
  2. Music Genre
  3. Dance Genre
  4. Dimensions
  5. Layout
  6. Gogos
  7. Special Features
  8. Menu
  9. Exterior Concepts (Images Begin)
  10. Interior Concepts
  11. Decorations
  12. Dancers
  13. 2023 Update:  Creativerse Model

 

Theme:  Church

Music Genre:  Hymns with lyrics rewritten to be arousing, and soothing techno mentioning angels, flight, or heaven

Dance Genre:  Tango (it’s perfect for up and down the aisles, and for between the pews)

Dimensions:  A full-size cathedral (within a much larger one), though the party can easily be spread out across the entire Highway Cathedral, which has a massive floor-span of more than ½-mile by ¼-mile.

Layout:  This club is designed to look like a Catholic church, temple, or cathedral, but with love-seats instead of pews, a DJ control console at the podium, and VIP booths (such as for birthday parties) instead of a choir loft.  There are no crucified statues or figurines here, though, and all the carvings and stained glass likenesses of saints are nude females of the sexiest physiques; the finest porn stars of all time.  The baptism tank is a bathtub-like pool with transparent walls, and serves as another fun VIP booth; you will often see guests of this club lounging in it nude, right up at the top center of the wall over the modified choir loft (over all the other VIP booths).  The confession booths, all located just off the dance floor, are make-out and casual-sex mini-rooms big enough just for three people; we love and encourage our threesomes.  The balcony overlooking the sanctuary is the elevated dance floor.

Gogos:  The professional dancers in this club wear costumes which make them resemble Catholic parish altar girls; their choir-robes are flowing, diaphanous, white, toga-dress-like gowns (often kept wet, like in a wet t-shirt contest).  They start many of their dances on their knees; kneeling before the altar, then arousingly stand up by raising their ass up first, then easing up into a proud, feminine posture.  Their chem-lights (as necklaces and for spinning; poi) are often joined into a cross-like shape, too.

Special Features:  The balcony, choir loft, confession booths, and pews are all open for casual sex (though we prefer the aisles and stage be kept clear for active dancers), but the most exciting and exhibitionist place to do it is in the baptism tank centered above the choir loft.  Gogos will help ceremoniously dunk you in the water before and after, if you want, giggling and making out with you the whole time, never missing a good grope or ear-Frenching.

Menu:  A variety of layered, topped, & infused crackers, flatbreads, pot roasts, and other traditional Catholic food.  *All 51 clubs in Inisfree serve the same drinks; water, smart-water, flavored water, fruit juices, and teas.

 

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Interior Concepts:

Decorations:

Dancers:

2023 Update:  Model in Creativerse

TBA

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