After narrowly making it out of this state back in ’09 when I learned the hard way not to take certain people here, I’m now planning a much more mutually-agreeable return.
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Table of Contents:
- Phase 1
- Phase 2
- Phase 3
- 2024/+
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Phase 1:
Mississippi was another state I only ever passed through quickly on my road trips. Knowing its ongoing hyper-racism history and threats, I knew better than to stop, especially with my non-white girlfriends. Hyper-traditional in general, as well, it is also not always such a good idea to let them see you with anything other than those creepy American male shaves that make all the men look like girls, hairless boys, or trannies. The vibe I got from all the cops driving around here was that they were the most hard-core members of the still-very-active KKK.
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Phase 2:
I’m considering checking out the other three of the five major highways that cross this state; I’ve been on the north-south one, and the southernmost/coastal one, but that’s it. Even with the rampant racism, which has always bothered me anywhere I find it, I still feel like orienting to the rest of this significantly-productive state is worth it. Fortunately, I won’t be attempting such a lengthy crisscrossing in the old and very wobbly off-roading vehicle I once used to explore the deserts and remote mountain trails; I have a very efficient, low-profile, brand-new vehicle to complete this potential expedition in.
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Phase 3:
Since Britney Spears is from here, and used to be hot about 15 years ago, I’ll give this state a good future chance. If business endeavors and other explorations go well during Phase 2, and introduce me to a ton of flawless shorties all over Mississippi’s many counties, I’ll arrange longer stays with them where it works best. If they aren’t racist enough to annoy me, I’ll even let a few of them check out Inisfree.
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2024/+
Best Hotels:
The Roost Boutique Hotel
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Nicest Neighborhoods:
tba
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Vegan Restaurants and Shops:
Greenville:
- Lush Health Drinks & Vegan Eats
Gulfport:
- Good Karma
Hattiesburg:
- The Salad Station
Madison:
- Strawberry Cafe
Oxford:
- Living Foods Cafe
Vicksburg:
- The Squeeze juice bar and vegan eater
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Ancient Ruins:
- whatever is under the cities/downtowns
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Other Sites:
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gallery (until my photos of expeditions to this land are uploaded here, see these)
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video