After narrowly making it out of this state back in ’09 when I learned the hard way not to take certain people here, I’m now planning a much more mutually-agreeable return.

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Phase 1
  2. Phase 2
  3. Phase 3
  4. 2024/+

 

Phase 1:

Mississippi was another state I only ever passed through quickly on my road trips.  Knowing its ongoing hyper-racism history and threats, I knew better than to stop, especially with my non-white girlfriends.  Hyper-traditional in general, as well, it is also not always such a good idea to let them see you with anything other than those creepy American male shaves that make all the men look like girls, hairless boys, or trannies.  The vibe I got from all the cops driving around here was that they were the most hard-core members of the still-very-active KKK.

 

Phase 2:

I’m considering checking out the other three of the five major highways that cross this state; I’ve been on the north-south one, and the southernmost/coastal one, but that’s it.  Even with the rampant racism, which has always bothered me anywhere I find it, I still feel like orienting to the rest of this significantly-productive state is worth it.  Fortunately, I won’t be attempting such a lengthy crisscrossing in the old and very wobbly off-roading vehicle I once used to explore the deserts and remote mountain trails; I have a very efficient, low-profile, brand-new vehicle to complete this potential expedition in.

 

Phase 3:

Since Britney Spears is from here, and used to be hot about 15 years ago, I’ll give this state a good future chance.  If business endeavors and other explorations go well during Phase 2, and introduce me to a ton of flawless shorties all over Mississippi’s many counties, I’ll arrange longer stays with them where it works best.  If they aren’t racist enough to annoy me, I’ll even let a few of them check out Inisfree.

 

2024/+

Best Hotels:

The Roost Boutique Hotel

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Nicest Neighborhoods:

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Vegan Restaurants and Shops:

Greenville:

  • Lush Health Drinks & Vegan Eats

Gulfport:

  • Good Karma

Hattiesburg:

  • The Salad Station

Madison:

  • Strawberry Cafe

Oxford:

  • Living Foods Cafe

Vicksburg:

  • The Squeeze juice bar and vegan eater

 

Ancient Ruins:

  • whatever is under the cities/downtowns

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Other Sites:

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gallery (until my photos of expeditions to this land are uploaded here, see these)

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