Contraband in Inisfree

This is everything we banned in our realm.
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Table of Contents:

1. Introduction
2. Definition
3. Banned in Inisfree
4. Contraband Removal Process
5. Tips for Entry
6. Banned Outside Inisfree
7. 2023 August/+ Updates
8. Conceptual Images

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Introduction:

Some things are forbidden in our realm.  If they are banned, and someone tries to bring them in, the banned items they tried to bring in are “contraband”.  Also, some of the things we produce in our realm are not allowed to be removed from it; if anyone tried to take some of those things with them back out of Inisfree to home, those things would then be contraband.

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Definition:

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Banned in Inisfree:

We have learned the importance and functionality of allowing only one culture in our home and territory, as that keeps everything stable via a shared vision of what has proven to be health-causing/maintaining.  Thus, we have banned the possession, transportation, and trade of items that have been proven to cause health issues.  The following are banned within Inisfree and the whole Inisfreean territory, as well as when one is aboard any Inisfreean vessel:

• above-ground communication/power cables/lines/towers
• advertisements
• aerosol spray(s)
• alcohol (including any beer, liquor, or other intoxicating (toxin-based) beverage(s))
• allergens (pollen, outgassing substances, etc.)
• annoying creatures (lapdogs, anything that makes loud repetitive noises, etc.)
• antimatter
• bubble-/chewing-gum
• bugs/insects/mosquitos
• cadavers/corpses
• cattle/livestock (or raised animals of any kind)
• chemicals (such as bleach)
• children (anyone not above their own individual natural age/onset of puberty/maturity)
• cigarettes, cigars, and/or any tobacco, tobacco-related product(s), “vape pens”, etc.
• clothing with religious symbols or ugly images on it
• coffee, coffee beans, coffee grinders, coffee pots, and any coffee-related device/s
• cologne
• components which are intended for assembly into any harmful/banned items
• cosmetics/makeup (including fingernail paint, lipstick, lip gloss, nail polish, toenail paint, etc.)
• dairy products (including cheese)
• deodorant, non-vegan
• democratic/democracy propaganda (or any items promoting any kind of government the humans use(d))
• devices which can print/produce any harmful/banned items
• “drones” (personal UAVs)
• drug paraphernalia (bongs, etc.)
• drugs (a.k.a. “controlled substances” –including pharmaceuticals (no matter what it is; anything altered from nature, including pills, vaccines, you name it, is forever banned, as are those who accept, believe in, and/or ingest/inject such things))
• dyes (and inks; anything for writing or coloring clothing, as many of them are pollutants)
• explosives (including fireworks –though we make some in-house for ourselves)
• fake fingernails (“extensions”)
• females who are shorter than 4’0″ or taller than 5’7″
• fish (as food; only fish intended for use/rehabilitation in the SeaTanks facility or ICGM aquarium-wall are permitted)
• food (because everything needed is grown, prepared, and presented from/in Inisfree)
• food-coloring (such as “Yellow #5”)
• glitter (as it is an extreme pollutant)
• “gummy/gummies” candy/ies (because they are an animal product)
• hair-care products (because most include sulfates and other harmful chemicals)
• high-heeled shoes (unless deemed suitably sexy and available in our city’s shopping mall)
• homosexual items/propaganda
• honey (or any animal products)
• images of children or babies (or any video or other recording of any being incompatible with our culture)
• jewelry/piercings
• leather (clothes or furniture; anything made from animal parts)
• magical items/devices (such as a magic wand, wizard staff, enchanted object, bottomless bag, invisibility cloak, etc.)
• meat (as food, including poultry)
• money (any of the paper-based fiat-currencies of the humans)
• music/songs with unhealthy lyrics (such as those promoting monogamy, religion, reproduction, violence, the consumption of meat, etc.)
• nanites / nanobots
• outgassing items (such as certain carpeting or cookware)
• paint (because most of it includes eggs as ingredients)
• paper (and/or anything made from trees)
• parasites (such as fleas or humans)
• perfume
• pests/rodents
• pets (except kajirae)
• powerplants (electrical and nuclear, especially when above-ground and designed/allowed to dump waste into waterways)
• preservatives, chemical/artificial (since all of them were part of a legalized lethal scam to repeatedly/daily poison/sicken people, not actually to preserve food)
• prosthetics (artificial limbs)
• radio/telecommunications towers, boosters/relays, and related hardware/infrastructure (especially “5G”)
• radioactive materials/items
• recording devices (including cell-phones, GoPro devices, etc.)
• religious paraphernalia (Bibles, necklaces, pamphlets, recruiting materials, religious comics, etc.)
• salvage
• sanitizer (alcohol-based hand “cleaner/ing” fluid)
• scrap (such as scrap-metal)
• short hair on females
• smelly/odorous items/substances
• soap (because most soaps are a combination of lye, which burns/harms skin, and an oil or lubricant, which clogs/greases skin)
• soda
• sugar (if made in a nonvegan process/way)
• sunblock; sun-tan lotion (due to most of it found to be carcinogenic –on purpose; by design)
• surgical tools (or anything invasive)
• tattoo devices (and most tattoos are not what we’re looking for)
• textbooks (especially if a human wrote them and a human school taught them)
• toothpaste (because it usually contains fluoride, which is a carcinogen)
• ugly artwork
• ugly clothing
• ugly furniture
• ugly luggage
• ugly people (even if you own them)
• ugly videos
• ugly window-treatments
• unhealthy food (including anything not vegan)
• vehicles (including aircraft, watercraft, etc.; any personal vehicle, such as a boat, car, or truck)
• waste / waste products (including any kind of trash or polluting/ant byproduct(s))
• weapons (of any kind; biological, chemical, melee, nuclear, radiological, ranged, etc.)
• wedding rings
• wigs (or “weaves”)
• wood/timber/lumber
• and anything else the King of Inisfree senses is not right for his realm (anyone incompatible with The Inisfreean Way), such as all the unhealthy ingredients added to food in the Outlands (such as ferrous sulfate, iron, silicon dioxide, sodium benzoate, etc.)

Please do not attempt to bring any of those things with you when you come to Inisfree.  Those items will not be permitted entry, nor will any airship or other vehicle/vessel which has them onboard.  We always check/scan for them, so ensure you do not have any before takeoff/departure to our realm.

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Contraband Removal Process:

One of two things will always happen to any contraband we detect.  If the person with the contraband is determined to keep it, he/she will then be turned away, denied entry even into our Perimeter Wall; he/she can return home (provided that home is not within our territory) via flight or portal with the contraband possessions/property.  Otherwise (if he/she prefers to enter our wall/city), the contraband will be de-atomized; recycled on the subatomic level, never to be seen again, at which point the flight/entry can continue.

In rare cases where accidental contraband is onboard, and no one knows about or claims it, it can be de-atomized without even slowing down the aircraft/spacecraft.  Most passengers won’t even notice, as our portals technology is that seamless and subtle.  They will arrive on time, no announcements even being made (and Inisfreeans can automatically check all the minds/memories of the people onboard, determining whether this is the best course of action; whether or not anyone knew about, or wants, any detected contraband).

2024 May note:  Females taller than me (Auz) get portal-ed off the aircraft approaching us, sent back home, while inanimate contraband gets disintegrated.  This, of course, is normally avoided in advance, though; almost no one other than those we have prescreened, met in person, and approved for approach to Inisfree well in advance of their transit, ever start moving toward our realm, knowing full-well what the basic rules for approach are, thus only in the rarest of unexpected situations is anyone unauthorized for approach ever onboard a craft approaching our realm.

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Tips for Entry:

The surest way to get to come into Inisfree is to only bring yourself.  You won’t need luggage, anyway; all your wants and needs can and will be provided here.  Males should dress in accordance with the wishes of King Auz, and females should wear as little as possible, given that only perfect females are ever considered and approved for entry.

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Banned Outside Inisfree:

Some things we make are so perfect, they could destabilize entire economies of weaker beings/systems.  For that reason and others, we ask that all of these be kept in our city/realm, should you earn the right to possess any of them here.  They are as follow:

• blueprints/schematics of anything in our city/realm/ships/territory
• buildings made for placement in Inisfree
• books from any of our libraries
• copies of our holy book, The Biblor’an (including any of its books/subsets)
• crops/flora/plants grown in Inisfree (including their seeds and/or any other part(s))
• dates/schedule of the sessions of our Congresses
• dates/schedule of when our citizens/guests/residents/visitors intend to be in Inisfree
• food produced in Inisfree (with a few exceptions, such as to provide approved emergency nutritional assistance)
• ICVs (though a downgraded version of this creature/being is available for use/ownership outside Inisfree)
• kajirae trained in our Kajirae and Kajirae-candidates Training Program/Facility (with some exceptions)
• measurements/spacing details of anything in our city/realm/ships/territory
• photographs, videos, or any other recordings/copies of anything in our city/realm/ships/territory
• vehicles produced/printed in our factories
• weapons kept in our armories (at our shooting range, or in the Governor’s Mansion‘s underground armory-and-range)
• and anything else the King of Inisfree senses is not meant to leave his realm

Thank you for your consideration of our wisdom and culture.

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2023 August/+ Updates:

While not technically illegal in our realm, there are no reading glasses or hearing aids here, as everyone becomes perfectly healthy and godly/angelic while here; everyone’s eyesight and hearing, as well as their sense of taste, smell, and touch, all become and stay perfect, if they weren’t already.

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