No longer are people allowed to eat whatever they want. Far too many chose to eat corpses and literal garbage, destroying their bodies, minds, and lifespans, not to mention the planet. From here on, we have diet law.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
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Laws:
- Every diet should be a healthy one, not a single fake/artificial/harmful thing in it.
- Anyone who is overweight must get in perfect shape on the quickest safe/healthy schedule possible, meaning their diet must change, typically transitioning to more/all healthy items, and to fewer calories than they need to burn to lose the right amount of weight. Diet pills and related surgery are not an option; we do not allow them; they are illegal now.
- Anyone who is underweight must get in perfect shape the same way; as quickly and safely as possible, based on eating more healthily, while increasing caloric intake just enough to gain the right amount of weight.
- Only vegan diets are allowed in the Inisfreean realm (our city, its borders, our solar-system, aboard our ships, and in the presence of our people), and we only work with realms whose people (including their leaders) are vegans. *Vampires are, of course, an exception here; their diets are predominantly blood-based. Nymphs are an exception, too; their diets are predominantly sex-based, always at least partially sexual fluids-based. Both vampires and nymphs, then, technically consume “animal products” in order to function/survive.
- It is illegal to pressure, require, coerce, or force any vegan to eat non-vegan things. Violators of this law are subject to being forced onto whatever diet they hate the most –and feel the worst when eating.
- Anyone who makes fun of vegans, or speaks out against them or their diet/lifestyle/values, can be hunted down and shot on sight, or even force-fed to death. There is no more tolerance for anti-vegan insanity / hate-crimes.
- Any school or other institution/organization found to be teaching any diet we Inisfreeans have confirmed is unhealthy or unethical… can be destroyed via unannounced military strike, all its students taken out in said strike, any attractive students confiscated into our care, since their teachers and parents don’t have the decency/sanity to bother teaching them the truth about the most basic and essential thing of all; what they are putting into their system, digesting, and making a part of them.
- When a healthy (vegan) diet cannot be provided, i.e. in cases of overpopulation or hoarding, the human population must stop breeding, and spread out, creating another community miles away where the land can still support the number of people relying on it. It is not permissible to rely on trade or over-farming to provide enough to eat for an overpopulated area.
- Anytime anyone/thing interferes with consuming food that is part of a healthy diet, such as when a government makes GMOs or laces water with fluoride (or cereal with added iron, for example), that offender can be declared war on, and hunted down and exterminated by any means necessary. Food is absolutely sacred. Meals/dining are absolutely sacred. Anyone meddling/ruining such sacred things is guilty of an act of war/jihad, and will be responded to and dealt with (ended) accordingly; swiftly and without mercy.
- Outlander humans who stubbornly/heartlessly/evilly chose to remain nonvegan after the years/decades of free helpful correct vegan information that was spread worldwide… shall be executed/slain/terminated in the way the animals which made up the majority of their diet were murdered;
a human who ate more beef than other meats shall either have a bolt-gun pressed to his/her forehead, or shall be forced to walk through a metal-fences channel into the head-hole device that holds the head tilted at an upward angle to keep the neck exposed for easiest slitting,
a human who ate more fish than other meats shall be dropped into either a fish hatchery or a large body of water, left there until he/she is swimming in his/her own urine and feces, then netted out, dropped into the fish-pit/-tank of a fishing boat, sometimes quickly frozen to death by being packed in with ice, and transported naked and dirty that way to whomever may wish to consume him/her/them,
a human who ate more lobster than other meats will be boiled alive,
a human who ate more pork than other meats shall be locked in the same kind of gas-chamber cage that lowered pigs to their deaths in slaughterhouses,
a human who ate mostly poultry (chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys) than other meats shall be hung upside-down by his/her ankles on a conveyor that passes their neck along a rotating saw, slitting it, their body then conveyor-ed through boiling water, just how most of those birds were slaughtered, etc.,
and the edible remains of all those slaughtered nonvegan humans shall then be offered to carnivores and omnivores aligned with Inisfree, such as reptilians,
and so on; you get the idea (and this isn’t even true justice, as those nonvegans cannot be killed as many times as they killed or funded killing, at least until we capture their souls/spirits and reincarnate them over and over, which we very well may). - Those who consumed “Rocky Mountain Oysters” (cooked bull-calf testicles; the severed “balls”/”nuts” of young/baby male cattle) shall have their own testicles (or ovaries) removed the same way those calf-testicles were removed; typically the nonvegan will be roped down, then pinned/held steady, while his testicles are sliced off while he is fully conscious (or, in the case of female nonvegans who paid to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters, her ovaries will be surgically removed with minimal anesthetic). Their severed testicles/ovaries shall then be either fed back to them, or offered to a carnivorous/omnivorous being such as a reptilian, such as in a reptilian restaurant in a reptilian city/base.
- Those who willingly converted to veganism might be considered for being spared from those torturous ends.
- Those who were always a vegan will be spared if they are normal; not deviants from the High King’s sexual orientation (meaning the males have to have always been heterosexual males who prefer to help the High King get laid how he wants to get laid, and the females have to have always been bi/pansexual females who prefer to help the High King get laid how he wants to get laid; no sex-changes, or cockblockers of him, are allowed).
- Just like how evil humans set up the “sex offender” program to permanently register/publicize and monitor anyone who tried to be free and loving and full-bodied, we Inisfreeans anti-evilly now have our own program which forces nonvegans to register and remain monitored for life as “diet offenders”
(and, on that note, we also force humans who are incompatible with us to register as “religion offenders” if they subscribe to any religion the High King (Auz) doesn’t like,
and to register as “sex offenders” if they don’t have the sexual orientations he decides they should (including if they sexually reproduce without his consent/permission),
and as “tax/tithing offenders/evaders” if they don’t ensure he always has access to at least 1% of all their assets,
and so on; “broadcasting offenders”, “education offenders”, “employer offenders” (hiring anyone he doesn’t want having paid employment), “fashion offenders”, “frauds” (such as the members of “veteran organizations” who were using those front-companies just to lure in heroes their system had intentionally made desperate and wounded, then stringing them along and tracking / spying on them instead of actually adequately/appropriately helping any of them), “publishing offenders”, etc.). - Nonvegans anywhere can be arrested and detained indefinitely, charged with premeditated rape, torture, and murder, and charged with aiding & abetting rapists, torturers, and murderers. The only exceptions are nonvegans who eat animals/people who are incompatible with us. Dragons and reptilians are prime examples of such nonvegans; they are good, allied with us, and eat our enemies, never eating our friends.
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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