Hoarding Law

You’ve probably seen that show on TV called Hoarders.  It is about a very real problem in spoiled society/cities.  Once allowed under foolish human law, it is hereby banned.

Based on that definition, hoarding in general doesn’t sound that bad, and isn’t always a problem or crime.  Hoarding the way humans have done it, such as via their banks, has been a tremendous problem.  We have enacted the following laws to correct and prevent that issue.

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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:

*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.

• Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
• while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered).  Again, the logic and focus is:  more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior.  When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
• The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products).  Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs.  They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all.  In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.

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Laws:

1. Amassing piles of random useless objects, and storing them in a haphazard or landfill-like way, is illegal no matter where you are.
2. Any hoarders are subject to having all their property and rights taken away until they are rehabilitated.
3. All hoards / landfill-like homes/assets are to be cleaned up, if not deleted/destroyed, on-sight, without question or complaint.
4. “Preppers” are not considered illogical hoarders by Inisfreeans, provided their “doomsday shelters” are in good order; tidy, well lit, their supplies organized and clearly labeled, etc..  Hoarding of logical items, in a non-clutter way, is always fine –within reason, always to be determined/judged by King Auz.
5. In Inisfree, residents may keep their belongings in the storage silo beneath their respective residences, so long as those belongings are clean and organized to Inisfreean standards. In the event they switch to another residence, they may also use the storage silo beneath it, and do not have to move all their belongings from the first silo to the next one. They may not add things to any residence in Inisfree that King Auz regards as distasteful/clutter, though, even if they keep them underground in one of their assigned storage silos.
6. All human cities were scouted and found to be the hoarder piles of tyrants; all the people in them were useless, disgusting, bizarre items kept out of place and in disarray by their corporations and fake leaders.  So it is that all such communities/civilizations are repeatedly swept away as often as is necessary to free the sacred planet from their disgrace.
7. Even the whole of the Megaverse can be considered hoarder clutter; look at all those barren or colonized worlds, not moving in ideal order, sometimes damaging or destroying each other, often resulting in miscommunications and interplanetary wars.  That is why the Inisfreeans will not just scout all of Space, but begin to realign it.  Amen.

As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.

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