Spec’s:

  • ~5’3″ (a few inches shorter than the original)
  • ~115 lbs.
  • perfect perky B-cup tits just the way I (Auz) instinctively know they should be on females

In standard retarded spoiled brat amerifail fashion, she had a tantrum –as a TEEN– when all I was doing was minding my own business in the pool at her pool party.  She never attempted to communicate, never explained why, nothing, just made a sign she put in her window upstairs overlooking the pool that said, “I HATE AUSTIN BUNTON”.  Talk about a dumbass.  I ignored it, continuing to enjoy her pool until the party was over.  Retards never concerned me, not even when I was just a lad.

Then her creepy retard of a mother, with her gender-disrespecting short haircut, asked me if I would take care of her, implying she thought I was going to “go steady” with that rude idiot she had pooped out of her vagina.  Um… not a chance in hell, bitch.  Go marry her off to some other member of your failed species of 100%-retards.  Real men aren’t interested in barely-female garbage.

The only redeeming quality about that bitch (the daughter) was her legs.  I’m pretty sure she was sent over in cut-off short-shorts just to try to seduce me with them.  She sure as shit wasn’t at all concerned about doing her job as a sitter or neighbor/friend.

 

sort of:

how she Should have treated me (and how the ICVs based on her will):