Spec’s:

  • ~5’3″ (original was slightly taller than me; bizarre/disgusting/unnatural)
  • ~120 lbs.
  • perfect perky C-cup tits just the way I (Auz) instinctively know they should be on females

If only she had been in the height range I consistently said I was into, and if only she had enough sense to not block the walkway –and to politely greet me, like normal people would have had.