Saturn-day Night Live TV Show

all skits thought up during my (Auz’s) deployments to Iraq and beyond

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Inspiration
  2. Additional Notes
  3. Concept
  4. Directory; skits alphabetized by name or first letter of the main concept
  5. Title-sequence Images
  6. Link to Inspiration Title-sequence
  7. Sotu-lounges Playlist

 

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Inspiration:

  1. Mad TV
  2. Saturday Night Live

The opening credits (a.k.a. title sequence; what follows the first/cold skit) is a montage of New York nightlife, showing many famous NYC Landmarks, restaurants, and entertainment districts, with the show’s title on the screen.

 

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Additional Notes:

“Saturday Night Live” (the name/title) may be wordplay;
it might be ‘short’ for:  (Saturday) “when Saturn was the main star in our system, thus the cause of daylight,
(Night) and when Venus left (night; the word whose roots are “no” and “eight”; its 8 interplanetary energy-lines no longer causing the brighter daylight when it was the main star),
(Live) and when things were still immortal”.

 

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Concept:

We don’t try to amuse everyone.  This show is only for introducing newcomers and residents of our realm alike to what we find humorous.

An episode normally begins with a cold open sketch (short comedy skit before the opening theme music) that is usually based on Outlands political events and ends with someone breaking character and proclaiming, “Live from Inisfree, it’s Saturn-day Night!”

There are 8 skits per episode, chosen after developing 40-50 skits each week.

mock interviews/talk-show clips like how the Eric Andre, and Two Ferns, shows are done, etc.

 

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Directory

(to do:  Type all tote/trunk notes as numbered bullet-notes here, then split evenly into episodes, then seasons.)

Season 1:

Episode 1:  2024 Mars (our 3rd of 13 months) 7 (corresponds to March 4 on the Outlands’ human calendar)

  1. skit:  Poor Public-speaking Training:  exaggerating how some Outlanders wave their hands around for no reason while talking, but in this skit we make fun of it to the point of doing random flips, vogueing, etc.  –“wax on, wax off” –“…Are you playing an imaginary piano?” –“I think they are having imaginary karate fights.”
  2. skit:  Getting Into a Ticket:  Things not to say to a cop who pulls up because you parked next to a school:  “Can you go away? I’m trying to masturbate.”
  3. skit:  Prank or Accident?  first example:  scientist door air-cannon
  4. skit:  Opposites:  why strippers are naked and firemen must be fully clothed
  5. skit:  Dance Fails:  “dadadada” wall hole
  6. skit:  Outlander Government Oversight:  “Did you just invent something that could help people?  You are hereby fraudulently charged with fraud, and we’ll have to confiscate and destroy your invention.”
  7. skit:  Health Attempts in the Outlands:  “More and more of the workers are discovering what healthy food actually is, and how to de-stress to re-stabilize their health.”  “I won’t stand for that!  Quick, add 5G death-ray towers and chem-trails everywhere!  Put out more stressful fake news on all the channels!”
  8. skit:  Outlander Reactions to Good Manners:  “You must be a racist sexist NAZI pedophile Satan-worshipper terrorist communist homophobe Islamaphobe transphobe.”  “…Did you just start randomly stringing together insulting terms you heard somewhere but know nothing about?”  “NAZI!  Buy my drugs or you are a NAZI!”  “…That’s not what the abbreviation NAZI means.”  “NAZI!”

Episode 2:

  1. skit:  _
  2. skit:  _

 

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Season 2:

 

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Title-sequence Images:

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See:

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